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Tesla Unveils the Roadster:
October 16, 2026, 04:13 PM
rduckworTesla Unveils the Roadster:
Truly the technology capabilities of Tesla are amazing. Most of what you saw you will never see on the road. D.O.T. and .gov will stop it.
Nevertheless, the combination of a car company and a rocket company was briefly amazing.
RMD
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October 16, 2026, 04:39 PM
armoredMusk is truely the greatest industrialist of all time.
He makes things happen in real time that are just dreams in everybody elses heads.
I hope he stays on our side, and has a very long life. He will develop many things in the future that will hugely enhance our lives.
If I were an investor I would would lay money on it.
If I were a young person I would scramble to find employment in one of his company's.
On a side note, back in the 1970's Jim Hall who owned Chaparral racing in Midland TX developed "The Fan" road racing car that had a large fan underneath that sucked it to the track. It of course was quickly banned because it worked.
I was fortunate enough to go to his shop complex in Midland years ago to take pictures of his Indy 500 race car that Unser drove to victory. It was a Ad for Gabriel Shocks who were one of the cars sponsors. While there I asked Jim Hall about the Fan car, his face lite with a smile and he said to me, "you want to see it" I said YA!
He walked me over to a shed and slide the shed door back, there it was just sitting there full of dust. I wonder to this day what that car would be worth now.
October 16, 2026, 05:58 PM
fischtown7You are sitting at a redlight and a car is closing on you from behind. Your Tesla leap frogs into the air and other car slides underneath you and misses you. Great safety feature. DOT approval +1
October 16, 2026, 06:43 PM
Doc H.Regardless of its utility, and regardless of what some may think of Musk, this is an engineering feat you won't see repeated by anyone else for a long, long time. And maybe some spin-offs (no pun). Credit where it's due, Musk is a new order genius - maybe a mad genius, but a genius. Renaissance style.
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" October 16, 2026, 06:45 PM
.38supersigNice!
They have come a long way from an electric Lotus, but I wouldn't mind a stripped version of the McMurtry for the rest of us.
A light weight single seat short wheelbase car would be loads of fun**
**(Yeah, I know that I'd still be stuck behind the same friggen Toyota minivan in the morning, but can't we dream?)
October 16, 2026, 08:04 PM
Pipe SmokerStarman in a Tesla Roadster:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/...er_(40110304192).jpgNo one has ever accused Elon of being short on imagination or showmanship.
Serious about crackers. October 16, 2026, 08:15 PM
Skins2881Fuck. Wow.

Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis October 16, 2026, 08:29 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Fuck. Wow.
Changing your mind about that BMW?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים October 16, 2026, 08:52 PM
djpaintlesquote:
Originally posted by 1s1k:
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Originally posted by konata88:
I find it both stunningly amazing in technical achievement and stupefyingly horrific in the hands of immature assholes on the road.
I highly doubt that will all be available on the production model.
They are already selling them for delivery in 2028. The base car is $250,000 and the invite only car with thrusters and flying is $500,000......
Remember, this is all supposed to be for fun...................
October 16, 2026, 10:51 PM
Ripleyquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Uh huh
"..late stage capitalism..."
Anyone using this trope is disqualified from the conversation.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. October 17, 2026, 05:40 AM
Mars_AttacksThis is proof of concept that Tesla's landers will work on stellar vehicles.
No other country has an extraterra lander.
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October 17, 2026, 06:54 AM
pace40Always told my kids that I would find something extravagant to spend their inheritance on just before I kick the bucket. This is perfect!

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October 17, 2026, 07:24 AM
SPWAMike0317Who would you rather listen to and admire? The guy about to stroke out because he saw something amazing or the guy who builds companies that accomplish amazing things?
Let me help you out. Which way did you come in? October 17, 2026, 08:14 AM
kz1000Rolling lithium ion battery fire vaporware.
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October 17, 2026, 09:51 AM
tatortoddLaw enforcement will have to change in 2028!
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. October 17, 2026, 04:02 PM
ScreamingCockatooUgh, the septum ring rule is in play once again.
That car is a proof of concept for interplanetary landers.
And SpaceX/Tesla is killing it.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
October 17, 2026, 06:12 PM
.38supersigLanding on the moon is closer to now than when the Wright brothers achieved controlled self powered flight.
So Elon has another nine years to
really wow us.

Kinda funny they called it a roadster when it really doesn't need a road.
Just a matter of time before some dude launches it off of the back of his yacht and lands it on the pier in Monaco or Dubai.
October 17, 2026, 06:26 PM
Mars_AttacksYou know how many "poor people" could have been fed with what it took to produce that?
Way too goddammed many because they would just reproduce like roaches and make more "poor people".
Keep making cool sci fi shit, Elon!!!!!!
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.