Like, I'll go downstairs to the kitchen and think, "WTF am I hereafter?"

If you believe in the hearafter, then you know what I'm here after.

A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..


Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'

LOL. Thanks for the post and yes I can empathize .

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Originally posted by Fla. Jim:
yes I can empathize .

Me too, Jim.

If it's to the downstairs bathroom, it will come to you.

I went to the pantry and forgot why. I found that I needed to go to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet, I remembered why I went to the pantry: toilet paper.

A guy I know, picked up a girl in a bar. After a few drinks, they drove to an isolated beach and parked, to watch the submarine races.

They fooled around a bit, and when she became less than enthusiastic, he said, "If you aren't here after what I'm here after, you're gonna be here after I'm gone."

Shugart is getting his pace again.

Did he quit has job at the Paper Moon? Or was he fired?

https://papermoonrva.com/

I suffer from why did I come to this room dementia.

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Originally posted by HRK:


'....Where's my toast?'

LOL