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Originally posted by RichardC:

There once was a man from Nantucket ,
Made his wife for a present,
a bucket.
He'd filled it with sand
from a beach in Thailand
She looked in and cried, 'Oh, Phuket!'

Burma Shave!

If you're a mariner, you call them pails.

Can't have enough.

One year I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said, “A new ironing board.” She wasn’t kidding and neither were her sisters when they found out I had given her the best ironing board money could buy. They wanted to skin me alive. I learned my lesson. All my shopping is done at a truck stop now.