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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir? Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks] Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? | ||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
I never made it that far. Had to go back in to town so as to get a shitload of dimes. | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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| Three Generations of Service  |
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Mongo only pawn in game of life! | |||
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. Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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Excuse me while I whip this out! | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
I didn’t get a harumph out of that guy. | |||
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Itchy was taken |
Best movie ever! _________________ This space left intentionally blank. | |||
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"They said you was hung." "And they was right." | |||
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That was a great movie I always try to watch it when it is on cable because when it is on TV it looses to much humor in the censoring. Mel Brooks or anyone in Hollywood could never make a movie like that again to many people would take offence. The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State NRA Life Member | |||
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Hedley Lamarr : Qualifications? Applicant : Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr : You said rape twice. Applicant : I like rape. I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker | |||
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Mensch |
Lozn zey geyn! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Well that was lucky! Doggone near lost a $400 handcart! "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
“God darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.” Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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We'll head em off at the pass!! | |||
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