When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 15, 2019, 03:19 PM
83v45magna
Hard not to smile at that one.
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. -Ecclesiastes 9:11
...But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by Him shall glory, but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped. - Psalm 63:11 [excerpted]
October 15, 2019, 03:28 PM
P250UA5
Heard this on the radio this morning. Got a chuckle out of me.
The Enemy's gate is down.
October 15, 2019, 07:05 PM
zoom6zoom
I'm gonna have them take the bouquet of flowers from my coffin and toss it into the crowd... and then tell whoever catches it..."You're next!"
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
October 15, 2019, 07:10 PM
P-220
It brought levity to a sad situation.
Good on him.
Niech Zyje P-220
Steve
October 15, 2019, 07:14 PM
BigCity
That can easily be arranged my friend.
John
The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity.
October 15, 2019, 07:52 PM
CQB60
OnLy an Irishman! God bless him
______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
October 17, 2019, 10:09 PM
KMitch200
That is too damn funny!!
-------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
October 17, 2019, 11:08 PM
tatortodd
Hehehe!!!
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Here's how i want my funeral to go.
I hope to time my money spending so well that they repo the headstone during the funeral because the check bounced
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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