The next time Apple releases a new iPhone, I want to take this thing down there and find that long line.
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“What sickens me about left-wing people, especially the intellectuals, is their utter ignorance of the way things actually happen.” ~ George Orwell
"That's one thing about intellectuals. They've proved that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on." ~ Woody Allen
July 11, 2017, 02:43 PM
darthfuster
How much to overnight a plane load of these to Caracas?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
July 11, 2017, 02:50 PM
Sgt Neutron
Water fight one and done:
EDIT: Just realized that the above would make a great CNN meme. CNN logo over the guys face with the President holding a garden hose.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Sgt Neutron,
July 11, 2017, 03:22 PM
1967Goat
That dude helped my 2 boys win 1st and 2nd place in the Pinewood Derby this year. We're gunning for 2 1st place trophies next year!
Shhhh, don't tell anyone!
July 11, 2017, 05:38 PM
jbcummings
Looks a bit large to pocket carry, but I want one.
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
July 11, 2017, 07:41 PM
Aquabird
I see it doubles as a plasma cutter.
My wife just bought two super soakers the other day, but not like that thank goodness, they are bigger than some of my grand kids.
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