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Posts: 114316 | Registered: January 20, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Solid equipment, we used that model for 15 years with absolutely zero unscheduled down time.


Today’s encabulators are total shit by comparison.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 12168 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Solid equipment, we used that model for 15 years with absolutely zero unscheduled down time.


Today’s encabulators are total shit by comparison.

My uncle worked at radio shack and he would go on and on about the encabulators. He needed them for teaching at the local high school and they were the only local source. They moved manufacturing out of the U.S. so you can see where this is going.
 
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Short. Fat. Bald.
Costanzaesque.


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Hey @grok, what did he just say?


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
 
Posts: 2191 | Location: Victoria, TX | Registered: February 11, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Do---or do not.
There is no try.
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It's these guys who stole the patent for Emmett Brown's Flux Capacitor.
 
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The best feature is reversing the polarity. Top notch.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
Posts: 6188 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: September 14, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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What he said.


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Ho Lee Chit! I either understand ever word he said. Or I have no fucking clue of any syllable uttered! I might need another Old Fashioned to sort this shit out!



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So simple even a caveman could understand.


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Posts: 31088 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I see your Retro Encabulator and raise you w/ Turnaround.

 
Posts: 3804 | Location: Texas | Registered: June 17, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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That sinusoidal depleneration will get you every time. Great job making that no longer a consideration when operating this equipment.




“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
 
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That was a line of bull shit any man would be proud of.
 
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Rockwell set a standard that's never been surpassed - or even equalled.



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Posts: 17126 | Location: Under the Boot of Tyranny in Connectistan | Registered: February 02, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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That sinusoidal depleneration will get you every time. Great job making that no longer a consideration when operating this equipment.


It was such a simple solution - six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

I don't know why it took them so long to figure it out.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
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My nephew is visiting us. He is about to graduate with honors with dual degrees in electrical engineering and applied mathematics.

I showed him the video and he just shook his head..


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Rockwell Automation is top notch and I've been a fan of their Allen-Bradley components for decades. Any time we need PLC's, HMI's, motor controls, sensors, etc. the first choice is Allen-Bradley. They do make the magic happen.
 
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3 views later, and I'm still not sure I understand the turnaround... Razz




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
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My all-time favorite






Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed.
Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists.
Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
 
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So fake as to be humorous .
 
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Rockwell Automation is top notch and I've been a fan of their Allen-Bradley components for decades. Any time we need PLC's, HMI's, motor controls, sensors, etc. the first choice is Allen-Bradley. They do make the magic happen.
The best dingle arms in the industry, bar none.
 
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