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October 23, 2017, 06:08 PM
parabellum
Pale Vegan Hotrod
Why is it when I see one of these Matchbox reject-lookin' contraptions it's usually being driven by someone who looks like they just returned from a wartime internment camp?


October 23, 2017, 06:13 PM
darthfuster
Antifa Personnel Carrier



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
October 23, 2017, 06:17 PM
nosticks
Snowflake Rod


Awake not woke
October 23, 2017, 06:25 PM
95flhr
Gay hamster mobile




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October 23, 2017, 06:34 PM
arfmel
Rolling eggshell
October 23, 2017, 06:47 PM
PHPaul
And while we're on the subject, where is it written that Eco has to be Ugly?

Name me one vehicle advertised as eco-friendly that isn't butt ugly.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
October 23, 2017, 06:51 PM
adobesig
A selfie generation transportation-cube.
October 23, 2017, 06:53 PM
striker1
Gotta be woke to drive one.



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October 23, 2017, 06:59 PM
oddball
Clown Car.



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October 23, 2017, 07:24 PM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Name me one vehicle advertised as eco-friendly that isn't butt ugly.

A Porsche 918 Spyder is a hybrid.




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
October 23, 2017, 07:32 PM
rduckwor
They can't afford a Subaru! (Just kidding)

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October 23, 2017, 08:12 PM
46and2
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Antifa Personnel Carrier

Big Grin

Admittedly, it sounds right, has a nice ring, too, like its supposed to go together.
October 23, 2017, 08:20 PM
KMitch200
Neighbor bought a similar shaped one.
When I saw him in the driveway I said, "New toy?"
He says, "Yeah, I bought my wife a new box." I assume he was talking about the vehicle...


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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
October 23, 2017, 08:23 PM
Fredward
It doesn't have enough power to carry a carnivore.
October 23, 2017, 09:25 PM
rusbro
Well, it is a pussy magnet. Problem is, the pussy is the one behind the wheel.
October 23, 2017, 11:04 PM
refugee from california
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
And while we're on the subject, where is it written that Eco has to be Ugly?

Name me one vehicle advertised as eco-friendly that isn't butt ugly.


Tesla is pretty nice looking.



Where's the beer!
October 23, 2017, 11:35 PM
bionic218
quote:
Pale Vegan Hotrod


Best band name evah!
October 24, 2017, 01:41 AM
heisrizn
You know the hardest thing about being vegan?

....telling your dad you're gay.


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October 24, 2017, 01:59 AM
Texas Bob C.
I'd rather have a 4X4 Suburban.
October 24, 2017, 06:39 AM
egregore


Not enough to actually buy one, you understand.

The Nissan Cube shown goes overboard on the "funky-looking" both inside and out, as do most of the others, but the Soul actually has a functional and attractive interior. It isn't actually fast (these cars typically have small, marginally powered engines in them), but feels "peppy."





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