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June 21, 2020, 06:18 PM

Sig2340

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I wouldn't recommend it.

I should have told him to put in the microwave.

Toaster oven, jefe. Toaster oven, doing it like a Frenchman.

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

June 21, 2020, 07:25 PM

Pipe Smoker

Might’ve been in need of disinfectant if it’d been a Chinese QSZ-92.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/QSZ-92

Serious about crackers.

June 21, 2020, 09:02 PM

whanson_wi

Just out of curiosity, is the post count "4" the lowest number to achieve "banned" status? God, I hope so!

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June 21, 2020, 09:16 PM

drabfour

quote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
Just out of curiosity, is the post count "4" the lowest number to achieve "banned" status? God, I hope so!

No there have been some with less.

June 21, 2020, 09:41 PM

ensigmatic

quote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
Just out of curiosity, is the post count "4" the lowest number to achieve "banned" status? God, I hope so!

I'm pretty sure I've seen One And Banned at least once.

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher

June 22, 2020, 12:39 AM

P210

Sundays used to be quite entertaining in that regard. It was the informally designated melt down day for reasons unknown and you had to check in because you might miss an epic one otherwise.

June 22, 2020, 01:35 AM

Excam_Man

quote:
Originally posted by Mustang-PaPa:
Why do all these trolls have to always say their from Texas. Yes Texas is big but we don't have that many assholes here.

Because California would be to obvious?

June 22, 2020, 02:01 AM

jimmy123x

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I wouldn't recommend it.

I should have told him to put in the microwave.

Well, there was the NY police officer that baked his Glock in the oven that time.

June 22, 2020, 05:54 AM

low8option

quote:
Originally posted by P210:
Sundays used to be quite entertaining in that regard. It was the informally designated melt down day for reasons unknown and you had to check in because you might miss an epic one otherwise.

Darn, and I did just that. Didn't check in and missed a good one. Well I am 75 so have to leave myself a note to remind myself.

Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment

June 22, 2020, 08:04 AM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:

Well, there was the NY police officer that baked his Glock in the oven that time.

Don't forget the Orlando ex-Chief of Police who left hers to be stolen from an unlocked car.

She couldn't cut it as Police Chief, so now she's a member of Congress.

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June 22, 2020, 09:24 AM

Perception

quote:
Originally posted by ador:
Para, he might have responded with "For how long"?

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I should have told him to put in the microwave.

For best results, stop microwave when popping slows to 2 to 3 seconds between pops. ...

"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."

Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis

June 22, 2020, 12:56 PM

slosig

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:

Well, there was the NY police officer that baked his Glock in the oven that time.
Don't forget the Orlando ex-Chief of Police who left hers to be stolen from an unlocked car.

She couldn't cut it as Police Chief, so now she's a member of Congress.

And her name is being floated as a possible VP candidate for Sleepy, Creepy Joe.

June 22, 2020, 01:25 PM

parabellum

Will you guys kindly keep the Goddamned politics out of this thread? Does everything have to end up with politics?

June 22, 2020, 01:33 PM

Jim Shugart

quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
quote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
Just out of curiosity, is the post count "4" the lowest number to achieve "banned" status? God, I hope so!

I'm pretty sure I've seen One And Banned at least once.

I remember a guy who got banned on his first post (for bitching about the search function).

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

June 22, 2020, 02:25 PM

SBrooks

Now my family wants to know why I'm laughing. And some of this shit just isn't funny when you have to explain stuff....

Maybe he was from the South Padre (island) Autonomous Zone - SPAZ