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How many plumbers does it take to fix an airplane toilet? It’s a joke with no punch line, as 85 plumbers on a Norwegian flight headed for Germany discovered Saturday when their plane had to return to Oslo because of a broken toilet, reported The Independent. The flight, which departed Oslo bound for Munich, turned back at the Swedish border. “We would have liked to fix the restrooms, but unfortunately it had to be done from the outside and we did not take the opportunity to send a plumber (out) at 10,000 meters,” Frank Olsen, a plumbing company CEO aboard the flight, told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet. “So many plumbers on a plane and it has to turn around because of toilet trouble – there’s good humour in that,” plumber Hans Christian Odegard told the publication. Once back on the ground, the problem was fixed and the Boeing 737 resumed its interrupted flight, arriving in Munich about three hours late, a Norwegian spokesperson told The Telegraph. Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/news/nat...ml#fmp#storylink=cpy Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | ||
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The whole story is in the title of your post-- very funny! ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day...  | |||
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delicately calloused |
I'll bet it was stuffed full of legos.... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
 "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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I dont know how long the flight was but couldnt they have taken a vote and just made the flight. The time to turn around and get a new plane would have to take more time. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
How did so many plumbers come to be on the plane all at once? Convention, trade show? | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to STFU |
Most likely no one wanted to go check the plumbing outside. I sure wouldn’t volunteer. Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
What's ironic is that she sang an entire song entitled Ironic, but the song had nothing to do with irony. At least the plumber story is an example of irony. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Life often hands you things that you just can't make up Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I like to imagine hearing Harris’ accent in my head as he said what he said about having humor in the situation. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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