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Hugging predators is not my idea of a good time. I'll stick with watching videos of other dudes making out with large predators, hoping that every once in a while one of them gets eaten, to help improve the overall genetic inventory of the earth. Hell, making out with the wife is enough of a risk as it is. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Cougar? ________________________ P229 Stainless Elite P320 X-Five Legion P320 X-Carry | |||
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Yeah, its all fun and games until someone gets dismembered. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Lol Want to see folks who live with a big kitteh? Look up Messi the Puma (mountain lion). Walking it around on a harness and all huggy with it. _________________________________________ Dei. Familia. Patria. Victoria. Don't back up, don't back down. | |||
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I don’t either. If he was a grizzly, he wouldn’t be anywhere near 1,500#. I’ll accept that he’s a brown, which darn sure could mean a 1,000# or more. If 1,500, he would be well over the norm for an adult male. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Sigfrued and Roy thought the same. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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Bears don't really need teeth to get uppity with anything, short of dealing with another bear. I recall watching a movie made a while back in Arctic Canada where a polar bear was just lying at the edge of an ice flow, watching the water, when, without moving anything more than the one left paw, sort of reached down into the water and flipped a 50/60 pound seal about twenty yards onto the ice. The sheer amount of unconscious muscle power in a bear is unbelievable. tac | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Those people are cruel. They sent Messi the Puma to dog obedience school. Messi should eat them in response. Here is Messi at home. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Well, as long as it's the LAST thing on your bucket list... ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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Fat and lazy? They are in captivity...don't have to forage or hunt for food... !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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I'm not going to lie, I'd hop in there in a heartbeat! I'd probably want to pet that Wolverine from the other post too! Same with the puma. (BT/DT with the Cougar, MAN! That was a fun time!) I've been fortunate enough to have done some "dumb" and "not-so-dumb" things in my time and survived, I've played with lion cubs, and was able to pet a full grown lion, and a cheetah, a kinkajou (I'll save you the Google search- https://www.google.com/search?...0i46k1.0.zUEaZeKGdl4 ) , an ocelot, handled a few smaller alligators. I was dumb enough to pet a cobra (Someone else was holding the business end, and I couldn't be shown up by the Thai Royal Marines). Raccoons / trash-pandas and sugar gliders as well (pets). I owned a Burmese Python for about 3 years before it died, it was about 12ft. However, I was told by one of my friends a long time ago that playing with these types of "exotic" animals, or animals that aren't bred for captivity / interactions with humans is a lot like playing with a hand grenade.... sooner or later, it's gonna go off. With a raccoon, sugar glider, kinkajou, ocelot... Ok, if it goes off, you're going to get messed up, but probably come out of it OK. Now if that lion, bear, cougar (4 leg... hell, even the 2 legged ones!), wolverine decide to go off... How much chance does a 200, 225, 250+ Lb. human (sans weapon) have against it? Prime example is Siegfried and Roy, how many years have they been playing around with those kitties? And look what happened. (Insert the "Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone" joke here) I love animals and wildlife probably more than I like humans and the city life, (I'd like to say) I'm smart enough to respect it. I'm not one of those assholes who are going to put the buffalo calf in the back of the minivan because it's cold out, nor am I the nit-wit who's going to jump out of the station wagon and pet the bear cub on the family trip to Yosemite. However, I would ask the guy if I could hop in the cage with him and pet that bear. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Fonky Honky |
Might happen. I've read cats like to plot their revenge. Slow game. _________________________________________ Dei. Familia. Patria. Victoria. Don't back up, don't back down. | |||
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I remember this story from when I was a kid in Alaska. A lot of people thought the couple earned their Darwin Award and even the local radio stations made jokes about it. A lot of people had this “well no shit” attitude about the whole thing. If I’m not mistaken there was some pretty horrific video of it going down, that or it was some other hippy who was one with the bears got eaten and had their camera going. Either way not only no but hell no for me.
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