As it turns out, Beto is a poet. The more that comes out about this clown act, the funnier it becomes.

He actually skeeves me out.

Well, 'buff my balls' and 'wax my ass' are reasonable requests, but he lost me at the cheese.

This was covered on Tucker Carlson last night with Mark Stein. I thought the dialogue was hysterical. Enjoy.

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Gotta love Mark Stein.

The plots thickens(like Beto's intellect). He also wrote a poem in which he fantasized about murdering children. Sounds like the perfect Democrat.


https://dailycaller.com/2019/0...-poems-children-car/


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BETO O’ROURKE APOLOGIZES FOR WRITING FICTIONAL FANTASIES ABOUT PLOWING OVER CHILDREN WITH A CAR

Beto O’Rourke apologized Friday night for writings the former Texas representative made as a teenager describing fantasies about running over children with a vehicle.

“I’m mortified to read it now, incredibly embarrassed, but I have to take ownership of my words,” the Democratic presidential candidate said during a taping of the “Political Party Live” podcast in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. “Whatever my intention was as a teenager doesn’t matter, I have to look long and hard at my actions, at the language I have used, and I have to constantly try to do better.”

His comments come after a report Friday revealed O’Rourke wrote prose when he was a teenager describing a scenario in which he would accelerate a car into a group of children while hearing them scream. The report also showed he was a secret member of a hacking group called the “Cult of the Dead Cow,” which focused on showing people how to hack Microsoft computers.

“It’s not anything I’m proud of today, and I mean, that’s — that’s the long and short of it,” he said. “All I can do is my best, which is what I’m trying to do. I can’t control anything I’ve done in the past. I can only control what I do going forward and what I plan to do is give this my best.” (RELATED: ‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’ — This Beto O’Rourke Poem From 1988 Is Beyond Belief)

Reports show O’Rourke apparently might have also written more embarrassing poetry, with a line in one poem called “The Song of the Cow” stating “Wax my ass, scrub my balls. The Cow has risen, Provide Milk” from 1988 under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord.”

He launched his 2020 presidential campaign Thursday.



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Originally posted by parabellum:
Well, 'buff my balls' and 'wax my ass' are reasonable requests, but he lost me at the cheese.

The part where he invited the cow to violate him anally was deep.



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It's a cow so...

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Originally posted by lbj:
It's a cow so...

He's locked up the bestiality vote for sure.



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Wasn't Baal, like, a cow? Or something like. Just sayin'....

Beto is another clown on the clown car. He’s a pompass imbecile. I think his wife knows he’s not going anywhere close to the White House.

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Originally posted by TigerDore:

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Well, 'buff my balls' and 'wax my ass' are reasonable requests, but he lost me at the cheese.

The part where he invited the cow to violate him anally was deep.



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Maybe he's a closet muslim. Oops never mind. You said cow, not goat.

Interesting that Pedo (Spanish for fart) O'Rourke, was a member of CDC. The media will make him a god of technology.

Shapiro just nails it, sums up O'Roarke perfectly, the only thing missing is the older liberals dreaming of him as the modern-day Robert Kennedy.

I still think he's going to be the Dems leading candidate, Oprah and Obama have lined-up to start shaping and pushing his message. Will be fun hearing him trade barbs with Harris and Warren when the debates get cranked-up.

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Originally posted by sourdough44:
Beto is another clown on the clown car. He’s a pompass imbecile. I think his wife knows he’s not going anywhere close to the White House.

Don't be so sure. She married him, after all.

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Originally posted by sourdough44:
Beto is another clown on the clown car. He’s a pompass imbecile. I think his wife knows he’s not going anywhere close to the White House.

I bet she'd let him moonwalk if he wanted to.

There's a video from Mother Jones of him and the band dressed in animal costumes trying to sing that just came out as well.

That should prove that he’s presidential timber.

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Originally posted by Sportshooter:
That should prove that he’s presidential timber.

Given that the last two Democrat Presidents were sexually perverse, this could make him a shoe-in for the DNC nomination.



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Just the name "Beto" creeps me out.