Post your favorite sign

July 02, 2017, 01:44 PM

quote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
I don't have a pic of the sign, but a church in W. Monroe, LA had a marque next to the road that said...

"If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything"

Just a small lesson in life I've kept with me through the years...

That was a hit for Aaron Tippin back in 1990.

https://youtu.be/Z_s-Qk07KxA

Endeavor to persevere.

July 02, 2017, 01:50 PM

erj_pilot

^^^^^^^^^^
Aaron Tippin must've been in W. Monroe in the mid-70's then.

"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24

July 02, 2017, 04:14 PM

flashguy

IIRC, Aaron Tippin is from South Carolina. He has a Palmetto tattoo on his arm. (He is also one of four celebrities on my "I'd like to meet list...."

flashguy

Texan by choice, not accident of birth

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July 02, 2017, 05:38 PM

NK402

There used to be a clothing store in town, that had about four steps leading up to the entrance. There was a sign that said,
"Handicapped entrance available. Inquire within." During the previous administration, there was a bathroom handdryer with a sticker on it saying, "Press button for a message from the president.". I recently saw a sign at the end of a pier saying,
"No alcoholic beverages beyond this point". What about people who like to drink while swimming ?

July 02, 2017, 05:52 PM

arfmel

Don't have a picture, but there used to be a prophylactic vending machine in the men's room at a bar in Victoria, Texas, where someone had written "This gum tastes like rubber" on the wall next to it.

I thought it was exceedingly droll at the time.

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Endeavor to persevere.

July 02, 2017, 09:32 PM

ARman

quote:
Originally posted by clubleaf206:

That's just like a Cemetery up the road from me.... makes you think.....

ARman

Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

July 03, 2017, 09:26 AM

jhe888

quote:
Originally posted by BigWhup:

I-10, just inside Texas border with Louisiana. A Texas brag I would guess!

The sun is rose, the sun is set, and we are still in Texas yet.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

July 04, 2017, 12:16 AM

redleg2/9

My favorite country restaurant, where everything is handmade, has a sign in the kitchen that says:

"If you f*** with me, you f*** with the whole trailer park."

“Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

http://poundsstudio.com/

July 04, 2017, 10:38 AM

henryaz

quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
Farmer had a sign up.

NO FISHING
(no place to fish)

On the old bridge over the Hassayampa River in Wickenburg, there was a sign "No Fishing From Bridge". The river runs underground 99% of the time, only floods during thunderstorms in the summer.

July 04, 2017, 11:05 AM

stiab

Have a picture somewhere, but not handy...from a vendor at a flea market:

WE CHEAT THE OTHER GUY AND PASS THE SAVING ON TO YOU!!

"While not every Democrat is a horse thief, every horse thief is a Democrat." HORACE GREELEY

July 04, 2017, 01:18 PM

wrightd

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by Jman78:

Well, damn. There goes that fantasy...

We need a darwin award winner along those lines.