We probably all have a crazy neighbor. Mine, across the street and a few houses down, tells me about the people she hears on her roof or the ones drinking right behind her house.

We both started talking because our shared interest in Texas A&M football, but every now and then, her mania is revealed.

As a LEO, I deal with the ‘off’ pretty much on a daily basis. During our encounter, we have to determine if the person is a danger to themselves or others, and if so, we have to take custody and have them transported to an ER where a doc will determine if they need inpatient medical and/or mental health care. I really hope your Ferrari buddy gets as leveled-out as possible AND doesn’t go rogue.

I have a neighbor when out working in his yard wears rubber knee high boots and white painter’s pants. There is a wide range of crazy out there.

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Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
I have a neighbor when out working in his yard wears rubber knee high boots and white painter’s pants.

If you live in tick country, white painter's pants are pure genius for the outdoors. Unlike dark clothes (e.g. blue jeans), you can actually see ticks on white painter's pants. Ticks carry multiple diseases such as Rocky Mountains spotted fever, lyme disease, the new Alpha-gal syndrom (makes you allergic to red meat), etc.

Your neighbor probably has either had a tick born disease or has a close friend or family member who had a tick born disease.

This thread provided me with a LOT of chuckles!

“He officially marked me as a friend as opposed to the other neighbors that are light eaters that steal our life energy. I thanked him and walked him to the end of the sidewalk and said goodbye.”

You gotta watch those light eaters – they say they’re on a diet, but we know the truth. I thank you, Mark!

I’m reminded of the old joke that you should bring a bomb onto a plane when flying, because the odds of there being TWO bombs on a plane are extremely low.

BE the crazy neighbor!

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Originally posted by tatortodd:

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Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
I have a neighbor when out working in his yard wears rubber knee high boots and white painter’s pants.

If you live in tick country, white painter's pants are pure genius for the outdoors. Unlike dark clothes (e.g. blue jeans), you can actually see ticks on white painter's pants. Ticks carry multiple diseases such as Rocky Mountains spotted fever, lyme disease, the new Alpha-gal syndrom (makes you allergic to red meat), etc.

Your neighbor probably has either had a tick born disease or has a close friend or family member who had a tick born disease.

Good point tatortodd one I never thought of. Maybe he’s not crazy, just grumpy.

people who aren't grumpy right about now scare me.

Four police cars are at his house right now.

Edit - he’s in the back of one of the police cars now.

Perhaps he's having a cookout.

They took him away along with his laptop.

Turns out it was a psychiatric warrant. He’s going to the loony bin.

I chatted with the police as they were leaving. The one policeman knows Danny from high school and said he’s a verified genius and all the degrees he claims to have are real.

I’m going to give you the website broken up so that he won’t know MY involvement in posting it here. Go with the FLOW. Charlie and the Chocolate FACTORY. And then a .COM.

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
My neighbor washes her driveway twice a day.

I had a neighbor who in the fall would pick up the oak leaves one by one, sometimes right as the fell.

Eventually that degraded to plucking her lawn instead of mowing it.

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Originally posted by mark123:

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Originally posted by SHOOTIN BLANKS:
Jew Jitsu.

Hahaha

Not to be confused with Judo (which is what the make Matzah out of)

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Originally posted by mark123:
I chatted with the police as they were leaving. The one policeman knows Danny from high school and said he’s a verified genius and all the degrees he claims to have are real.

I’m going to give you the website broken up so that he won’t know MY involvement in posting it here. Go with the FLOW. Charlie and the Chocolate FACTORY. And then a .COM.

Ok. Somebody else go first.

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Originally posted by cas:

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
My neighbor washes her driveway twice a day.

I had a neighbor who in the fall would pick up the oak leaves one by one, sometimes right as the fell.

Eventually that degraded to plucking her lawn instead of mowing it.

That's the guy to the left. He uses a little extension tool that people use to pick up litter on the highway with or are marketed to old people.

I hope he doesn’t own any firearms.

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Originally posted by x0225095:
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Ok. Somebody else go first.

May I request that the obfuscated web address not be quoted? I’d like to reserve the ability to delete it from this thread.

Also, I doubt his web site will get you placed on a watch list and it’s not frightening. It’s just his outlet and it may give you an insight into what I’m dealing with.

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Originally posted by x0225095:

Ok. Somebody else go first.

^^^^^
I went first. Bat crazy.

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Originally posted by BB61:

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Originally posted by x0225095:

Ok. Somebody else go first.

^^^^^
I went first. Bat SHIT crazy.

FIFY.

I can seem some logic there....

That's the guy to the left. He uses a little extension tool that people use to pick up litter on the highway with or are marketed to old people.[/QUOTE]

Ok Skins. I’ve got one of those grabbers and I aren’t old………oh, wait. But I only use it to pick up magnolia pods, so far.