I think my neighbor is crazy. I’m talking timecube crazy.
This guy was wildly wealthy 10 years ago. He had a Ferrari parked outside his 500 sqft house for years. I think he must have wigged out on some LSD or something. He often sits on his front lawn and plays the “hand pan” and sings to his tree. His rendition of “Black Magic Woman” Is interesting.
The other day he knocked on my door. “Hello, Danny”. He was surprised that I knew his name. We exchanged pleasantries and I stepped out to see what he needed.
He explained how we are light from inside and breathing is important. Then RFK Jr should be the next president because he’s Roman Catholic, the one true religion. And to show that Roman Catholicism is real, he brought his quran to read me page 911, because nine eleven!
I would ask a question and he’d get excited and say “EXACTLY!” and then talk about something unrelated.
He asked me to visit his web site. Then he asked me to send him my phone number. I declined saying that I’m not ready for that.
He officially marked me as a friend as opposed to the other neighbors that are light eaters that steal our life energy. I thanked him and walked him to the end of the sidewalk and said goodbye. He said he’d check in on me in a couple days but he hasn’t yet. I kind of hope he forgets but I also kind of want to not shun the guy. He probably needs someone to talk to.
He doesn't sound Time Cube crazy. Maybe Glenn Beck crazy. Alex Jones Crazy. Art Bell Crazy.
No, to be Time Cube crazy, you have to be in another dimension altogether.
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Is there hope for such a person?
He might be as happy as a clam. When one begins to create their own reality...
August 18, 2023, 12:40 PM
mark123
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Originally posted by parabellum: He doesn't sound Time Cube crazy. Maybe Glenn Beck crazy. Alex Jones Crazy. Art Bell Crazy.
No, to be Time Cube crazy, you have to be in another dimension altogether.
He just might be in another dimension.
I’d rather not post his website here as he probably gets google notifications when he’s mentioned and I don’t want to lose my “marked as a friend” status.
August 18, 2023, 01:00 PM
selogic
As long as he is able to care for himself and doesn't bother anybody , I would just smile and wave and keep a safe distance if you get my drift .
August 18, 2023, 01:03 PM
Skins2881
My neighbor washes her driveway twice a day.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
August 18, 2023, 01:05 PM
Sailor1911
Jack D. Ripper
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
August 18, 2023, 01:05 PM
MikeinNC
You should always be on alert around the mentally ill. They can go from howdy doody time to I’ll eat your soul, in a heartbeat
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August 18, 2023, 01:06 PM
jhe888
Maybe he is just the manifestation of a being that exists in another dimension, and will visit when he finds his way here again.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
August 18, 2023, 01:10 PM
Leemur
Hard to argue with that.
August 18, 2023, 01:16 PM
229DAK
"...wildly wealthy..." and only a "...500 sqft house...?" Seems odd to me.
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
August 18, 2023, 01:30 PM
SIG4EVA
We're going to need that website...
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Psalm 118:24 "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it"
August 18, 2023, 01:38 PM
12131
A Ferrari and a 500 sq ft house. That's crazy right there.
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August 18, 2023, 01:44 PM
Pipe Smoker
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Originally posted by Skins2881: My neighbor washes her driveway twice a day.
Serious about crackers.
August 18, 2023, 01:45 PM
Angus the Kid
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
August 18, 2023, 01:54 PM
ridewv
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Originally posted by Skins2881: My neighbor washes her driveway twice a day.
LOL!
No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
August 18, 2023, 01:56 PM
BB61
I have 2 neighbors who use a shop vac on their lawns. Does that count?
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August 18, 2023, 02:08 PM
sigarmsp226
Have a neighbor who cuts his yard (riding mower) in his boxers - and nothing else (every now and then he has on flip flops) and is talking to himself in a very loud voice while cutting or when walking around in his yard by himself.
That is why we will be putting our house up for sale in the fall/winter timeframe. He is 70+ years old and owns many (last time we talked was over two years ago it was six then) registered full auto weapons so when he comes out to cut, we go in…..
