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Is there an acceptable way to tell a corporate do-gooder project manager that I'm not interested in sharing personal info?
January 25, 2021, 08:03 PM
IcabodIs there an acceptable way to tell a corporate do-gooder project manager that I'm not interested in sharing personal info?
Tried to find the most
boring answers.
Your favorite movie? The Tree of Life
Your favorite book? Gravity’s Rainbow
Favorite Band/Song: The Carpenters
Favorite hobby: Knitting
Your last best vacation?: Staying home during the Covid pandemic
You are best when...? Listening to politicians
You dislike when...? Listening to TV adverts
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. January 25, 2021, 08:04 PM
ArtieSGo with the Paris catacomb pic. They should really appreciate that, and you still get to give them a subtle dig.
But play the game, and play it with good humor and style.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
January 25, 2021, 08:10 PM
KP93quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Where's the option of just ignoring the whole thing?
Haha...you so much me remind me of my first Senior Chief almost 30 years ago...”No Ensign, I didn’t ask you to tell me how do you THINK the HPAC works, instead tell me how DOES the HPAC work!” Sadly, MMCS (SW) Jerry Hudson left us and our navy too soon...
Navy BMD: When "Aim High" isn't High Enough!
January 25, 2021, 08:13 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by cne32507:
You guys are so dull! Frayed was just trying to have some fun: He didn't want our advice!! Your replies show that you are all pussywhipped. Lighten up, people! (geez)
K.
January 25, 2021, 08:28 PM
frayedendsLol I don’t mind the advice. Although the humorous replies are much more fun. I was hoping there was a politically correct way to tell them to fuck off. Of course I know there isn’t. I will come up with bland answers. But I welcome colorful answers from you guys.
These go to eleven.
January 25, 2021, 08:30 PM
kg5388Oh I’m sorry, I must not have gotten or seen that email works for me. After about the third time they quit sending them and leave me alone
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"We're going to die. Some people are scared of dying. Never be afraid to die. Because you're born to die," Walter Breuning 114 years old
January 25, 2021, 08:42 PM
PowerSurgeYour favorite movie? The Flintstones
Your favorite book? Mein Kampf
Favorite Band/Song: Chuck Berry/My Dingaling
Favorite hobby: Solving my Rubik’s Cube with my feet (yes, it’s a thing).
Your last best vacation?: This past summer I visited the largest landfills in the contiguous U.S.
You are best when...? I’m asleep.
You dislike when...? Mom toasts my bread too much.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
January 25, 2021, 08:52 PM
egregoreHow about this one for a family photo?
January 25, 2021, 09:07 PM
mikeyspizzaI hated that shit as well, but I don't see these questions as getting into personal info. Just provide defensible answers for when they go around the room and ask you to discuss.
No questions about your family, do you drink or take drugs, have you ever been fired, have you ever been arrested, and so on.
I don't have a favorite anything, except a certain food.
January 25, 2021, 09:15 PM
MikeinNC
Play along...
Use very vague answers...
Use this pic
"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein
“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker January 25, 2021, 09:21 PM
BeancookerOkay, Slayer. Seasons in the Abyss was the best album. You cannot deny that Jim.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
January 25, 2021, 09:37 PM
46and2fwiw, The film
Severance is a cheeky European horror movie about a Team Building Exercise gone wrong.
Worth a watch, at least.
January 25, 2021, 09:48 PM
Lefty SigPretend to be the main character in Office Space, see if they get the joke:
Your favorite movie? Office Space
Your favorite book? Vibe
Favorite Band/Song: It's Good to be a Gangsta
Favorite hobby: Doing nothing
Your last best vacation?: Missing work, but not really missing it.
You are best when...? I am not writing TPS reports
You dislike when...? I have six bosses asking about the TPS reports
January 25, 2021, 09:55 PM
bigdealLet me offer a bit of perspective from the other side of the equation. I'm a Senior Project Manager by trade. I've dealt with hundreds of project teams over the years. When I worked for a then Fortune 100 Tech firm, my boss continually got inundated with requests from HR to have his staff perform these retarded 'team building' exercises. I hated them every bit as much as everyone else did, and pushed back wherever I thought I could. However, HR has to find some reason to exist, and the rest of us get to suffer for their existence. If your PM is anything like me, he'll have as little interest in this nonsense as you do, so as others have noted, respond, keep everything general, and play along as best you can so that everyone can get back to doing what they're actually paid to do.
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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
January 25, 2021, 10:16 PM
P220 Smudgequote:
Favorite Band/Song: Chuck Berry/My Dingaling
Ok, I lost it.

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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
January 25, 2021, 10:32 PM
ensigmaticReading this stupidity all I can think is "God, I'm glad I don't have to deal with it anymore."
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher January 25, 2021, 10:44 PM
Lefty Sig^^^^ The thing that gets me is in a company filled with engineers, that professes to make decisions using data, and that uses 6 sigma as the common system for improvement, the HR people are enamored of scientifically unproven and invalid crap like Meyers Briggs and TKI. And there's alway an engineering executive that drank the kool aid and thinks this stuff is real.
I had no idea these things were not given any credence by actual psychiatric and psychological researchers and practitioners, until I looked it up. And if you bring up the fact to HR and ask them why in a company that lives and dies by our design and manufacturing engineering skills we would use unscientific parlour games, and they just say this is what we use and act like you're the problem.
January 26, 2021, 08:18 AM
frayedendsquote:
Originally posted by Beancooker:
Okay, Slayer. Seasons in the Abyss was the best album. You cannot deny that Jim.
Well I’m a child of the 80s. I mean seasons came out in 90 so not too late. But it’s Reign in Blood and South of Heaven for me. Maybe Hell Awaits if it was mixed a little better. I did sing seasons in the abyss at karaoke once. They thought the intro would never end.
These go to eleven.
January 26, 2021, 08:28 AM
ZSMICHAELquote:
I had no idea these things were not given any credence by actual psychiatric and psychological researchers and practitioners, until I looked it up. And if you bring up the fact to HR and ask them why in a company that lives and dies by our design and manufacturing engineering skills we would use unscientific parlour games, and they just say this is what we use and act like you're the problem.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This stuff is basically 1970s Pop Psychology. Hope you have Encounter groups sometime.
January 26, 2021, 08:38 AM
Flash-LBOne of the many reasons I started my own company, to get away from the madness.
I did get a little bit of it around 5 or 6 years ago when a minority female employee complained that my company name was racist (she didn't know the difference between race and ethnicity). I got asked where it came from, I told them, and that was the end of it.