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Plane carrying UPS parcels crashes in Jerkwater

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July 04, 2017, 02:39 PM
arfmel
Plane carrying UPS parcels crashes in Jerkwater
The exciting news at the greasy spoon this morning:


http://www.newswest9.com/story...ne-crashes-in-alpine

Fortunately the pilot walked away, and from what I could see of the wreck, no property aside from the aircraft was damaged. The pilot narrowly missed a farm tractor and a mobile home.
July 04, 2017, 02:46 PM
parabellum
Were any livestock injured, or unduly frightened?
July 04, 2017, 02:51 PM
arfmel
None have yet been reported, but details are sketchy at this point.
July 04, 2017, 03:45 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
None have yet been reported, but details are sketchy at this point.
Several cows complained of being shook up by the event, and were sedated. Of course once sedated, they were immediately processed into delicious dinner items. Razz


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July 04, 2017, 03:48 PM
V-Tail
Uh, arfmel, about those moon clips and the check that I sent you, via UPS, there might be a small problem.



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July 04, 2017, 03:58 PM
JWF
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
None have yet been reported, but details are sketchy at this point.
Several cows complained of being shook up by the event, and were sedated. Of course once sedated, they were immediately processed into delicious dinner items. Razz


The pasture, next year, will be exceptionally green.


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July 04, 2017, 04:04 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
None have yet been reported, but details are sketchy at this point.
Several cows complained of being shook up by the event, and were sedated. Of course once sedated, they were immediately processed into delicious dinner items. Razz
It's for the best. They would have had a long recovery.


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July 04, 2017, 04:13 PM
RHINOWSO
That isn't gonna buff out...
July 04, 2017, 04:35 PM
MNSIG
I'm pretty sure my inheritance from Nigeria was on that plane. Mad
July 04, 2017, 04:48 PM
TMats
"Jerkwater," got something against rural America?

Met a few people from Alpine and Sul Ross State. Liked 'em.


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July 04, 2017, 05:01 PM
ZSMICHAEL
For those not familiar with Alpine here is a link to some photos. Have been to Big Bend National Park. Rode across the Rio Grande to Mexico with the chickens for a quarter. Bouquillos looks like a village from the Good Bad and the Ugly. Link below;
http://phantomprod.com/Alpine1.html
July 04, 2017, 05:21 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
"Jerkwater," got something against rural America?

Met a few people from Alpine and Sul Ross State. Liked 'em.


What's with the confrontational tone? I live and work here by choice. It is scenic and uncrowded, which is a large part of its charm. It's a jerkwater town, though. That comes with being uncrowded and geographically isolated.

It seems like there are a lot of folks ready to jump on each other's necks lately. Must be the heat.
July 04, 2017, 05:21 PM
Sportshooter
Before the rescue mission was called off, they had recovered 125 bodies from a nearby cemetery.
July 04, 2017, 05:25 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Uh, arfmel, about those moon clips and the check that I sent you, via UPS, there might be a small problem.


The plane was leaving here when it crashed. I am confident that the aforementioned items will soon be delivered by an elite, uniformed member of the local UPS squad. Wink