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March 04, 2017, 04:43 PM
Dusty78
Hilarious comments
For you guys who have FB read the comments about this gun. Hilarious (click see more under where it says eastern district in the lower left hand corner to read the original police news release)

https://www.facebook.com/Balti...185854496956/?type=3


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March 04, 2017, 04:54 PM
barsad0
Some of those comments are gold. Thanks for the laugh!


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March 04, 2017, 05:11 PM
Balzé Halzé
The comments are pretty clever. Very entertaining.


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March 04, 2017, 05:19 PM
IrishWind
Great comments. Thanks


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March 04, 2017, 05:20 PM
DevlDogs55
I'm actually pretty impressed with the fact that the comments are all at least clever. As far as I've read, it seems like everyone so far has at least tried. Not the usual drivel.



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March 04, 2017, 05:52 PM
83v45magna
My Favorite:

Did he fire one shot, or zero? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself... you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
March 04, 2017, 05:59 PM
Sauer Kraut
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. Some classic stuff there
March 04, 2017, 06:08 PM
Otto Pilot
The first weapon unlocked in Grand Theft Gettysburg.


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March 04, 2017, 06:21 PM
comet24
Saw this earlier today. Good reading while I needed to pass some time.


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March 04, 2017, 06:49 PM
Rightwire
That must be the deadly high caliber Glock automatic assault weapon that I keep hearing about



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March 04, 2017, 06:54 PM
whanson_wi
I liked "The accompanying roll of blaster caps was found dangling off the ear of the stick pony he was riding." That derringer really does look like it came off the same assembly line as the cap gun I had as a kid - same pot metal, same fine attention to detail, except the grips never fell of my cap gun.


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March 04, 2017, 07:06 PM
Dusty78
Some of my favorites:

"Repeat offender? Was his first offense throwing tea into the harbor?"

"My dude was just on his way to challenge his tailor to a duel for not putting enough ruffles on his waistcoat"

"Obviously rookie cops. Terrible police work. A pro would have at least followed him back to the Isle of Tortuga and captured the rest of the scalawags."


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