Anytime I have to use the word, "Naked" in a nursing note...

March 08, 2019, 02:52 PM

Oz_Shadow

Anytime I have to use the word, "Naked" in a nursing note...

Once heard a story of a guy in the hospital that went for a cruise on one of those rolling commode chairs. He wasn't going to the bathroom and it didn't have a bucket in it. He was just dangling in the wind and laughing his way down the hall.

March 08, 2019, 06:28 PM

TigerDore

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Originally posted by Elk Hunter:
Well, the only example I can cite for this is the one I saw on that French beach some 40 years ago. Only one woman on the beach, working on an all over tan. Of course, the temperature was probably about 40 degrees. And, yes, she was a really beautiful woman.

My experience was that the young, attractive women kept their tops on. The 50-60 year old women were the ones without their tops, walking and doing their best "seal clap" impressions without their hands.

I need brain bleach now.

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March 08, 2019, 08:06 PM

jimmy123x

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Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Elk Hunter:
Well, the only example I can cite for this is the one I saw on that French beach some 40 years ago. Only one woman on the beach, working on an all over tan. Of course, the temperature was probably about 40 degrees. And, yes, she was a really beautiful woman.

I was in Orient Beach in St. Maartan about 8 years ago...….it is a topless beach that if you walk far enough down becomes a nude beach at the very end. I can assure you that I saw several French hotties with their tops off. My buddies walked down to the completely nude beach and I can assure you, nothing but grandma's and grandpa's buck ass naked.....YUCK.
My experience was that the young, attractive women kept their tops on. The 50-60 year old women were the ones without their tops, walking and doing their best "seal clap" impressions without their hands.

I need brain bleach now.

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March 09, 2019, 02:45 AM

KMitch200

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Originally posted by Turbo216:
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
There's a maxim from hospital workers, cops, and EMTs: The people that you get to see naked are never the ones that you wanna see naked.

I've patiently waited the last 18 years for this proverb to make itself an untruth...as of today, it's still gospel.

In cases like this, patience is a virtue my son.
There was the "I used to be a dispatcher for MCSO" gal who was an 8.5 that put on a mild show and there was the SOLID 10 ex-stripper or soon to be ex-stripper that put on a *really* memorable show.

Like saves, those are the ones that make the job worthwhile...