"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
August 11, 2017, 05:30 PM
comet24
Until it starts calling people names for what I don't want it. Now if it calls me a fatty when I eat pizza or wings it would be kinda fun.
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Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac
August 11, 2017, 05:41 PM
r0gue
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Call me when they introduce the Smussy.
LMAO and then... thinking of registering that domain name.
August 11, 2017, 05:57 PM
nighthawk
I want to make a 50 round magazine that plays flight of the Valkyries as you shoot. If they can get a business loan for that piece of shit, I can probably get one for my idea.
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
August 11, 2017, 06:01 PM
egregore
You may laugh now, but when my Nerf Vaulting Pole takes off, I'm going to laugh back at you.
August 11, 2017, 06:05 PM
AZSigs
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN: If that is what it takes to enhance your dining experience, you are dining with the wrong people.
Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor
August 11, 2017, 06:23 PM
YooperSigs
This should integrate well with your new refrigerator that messages your phone when you are out of pickles. Soon my washing machine will send me selfies of my dirty skivvies.
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
August 11, 2017, 06:27 PM
sig77
quote:
Originally posted by thunderson:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Call me when they introduce the Smussy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+1
There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't.
August 11, 2017, 06:33 PM
cas
"SMALT, dispense 4.3 grains of Bullseye"
Wouldn't it been better to just name it salt?
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August 11, 2017, 08:35 PM
EasyFire
Right up there with the bayonet/knife that fits on a railed pistol!!!
Wow, what a worthless piece of garbage. "Dispensing salt" like that, and the little wiener cup is going to become gummy with grease.
I'll keep my measuring spoons for the two teaspoons I measure a year. Easter and Thanksgiving, making the family cole slaw.
August 11, 2017, 08:45 PM
Woodman
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Originally posted by parabellum: The Smand Job might be ideal
Smand, run time 7 minutes. Project Pamala hologram as before.
Yes, oh'Captain
August 11, 2017, 11:16 PM
furlough
I saw more than one person pick up the Smalt during dinner and move it around.
I thought it was a total ambiance creator?
Don't pick up the Smalt!
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato
August 12, 2017, 08:54 AM
Floyd D. Barber
Really want to throw money away?
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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
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August 12, 2017, 10:34 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Vanwall: Are you sure this is not an Onion parody
I was waiting for the host to shout Live from New York, it's Saturday night....
