This has to be in the running for 'Most Unnecessary Consumer Device' award

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August 11, 2017, 11:45 AM

BRL

This has to be in the running for 'Most Unnecessary Consumer Device' award

I'd like to have some of what they were smoking when they looked at their pedestrian salt shaker and thought "If only this had ambiance lighting and a blue tooth speaker".

I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.

August 11, 2017, 11:45 AM

satch

quote:
Originally posted by tacfoley:
This ranks right up there beside the electric spoon.

tac

And the dribble glass.

August 11, 2017, 11:55 AM

BamaJeepster

quote:
Originally posted by Copefree:
Is this real?!

It is - you can have one for just $99! (If you happen to have a hundred dollar bill laying around that you were going to use to light a cigar with)
https://www.google.com/search?...ceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Call me when they introduce the Smussy.

I'm not going to Google that!!

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August 11, 2017, 12:00 PM

bubbatime

Id definitely buy one.I mean come on, it can measure the exact amount of salt I need while giving me some much needed ambiance.

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August 11, 2017, 12:30 PM

Expert308

What if you ask it to dispense a whole teaspoon? Does it tell you you're using too much salt?

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August 11, 2017, 12:41 PM

BamaJeepster

quote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
Make it a Fleshlight, too, and they'll have something.

That would ruin the ambiance!

quote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
This guy can't wait for his to arrive:

Now, what would be cool is if it had a tiny radar system and could fire off a blast of salt like that bug assault gun they advertise...Maybe a 50 foot radius where it could track and shoot flies automatically? Now that would be cool

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August 11, 2017, 12:43 PM

HRK

If they make one to help you through constipation or IBS would it be a Shmits?

August 11, 2017, 12:53 PM

Sigmanic

Here you go if you want to pre-order one!

http://www.mysmalt.com/

Maybe we can organize a group buy?

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August 11, 2017, 02:51 PM

sigcrazy7

My sodium is high because the Russians hacked my Smalt. Not my fault.

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August 11, 2017, 03:07 PM

Patrick-SP2022

Now if they combine this with "The Clapper" and "Life Alert", I'm all in.

August 11, 2017, 03:45 PM

side_shot

Should have a liquor dispenser like that just say Alexa I want to get shit faced and it gives you double shots

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August 11, 2017, 05:00 PM

jimb888

I should know better than to read Sf at work. Caught me when the smirk turned into laughter cause of this thread. Thanks for the humor!