I got snipped yesterday. I have 2 beautiful children and we are done having more. For those entertaining it, it's a lot less painful than I expected. Felt good after 24 hrs but I am heeding the advice to rest for 48 hrs. Even making dinner made my boys ache. Just wanted to put it out there.

You guys have any fun stories? Worst part was watching the plume of smoke rise up from my cahones.

When I lived in Alaska, one of the local urologists used to run a vasectomy advertisement leading up to the NCAA March Madness.

[paraphrase]Since you're going to be sitting on the couch 4 days straight, might as well have a vasectomy" [/paraphrase]

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Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
You guys have any fun stories?

Yeah, a doctor suggested a vasectomy for me and I shot him.

3 years last November, after kid #3, not as bad as I was expecting.

Even if you’re feeling good tomorrow, don’t over do it. Give yourself several days.

^^^^

He's right.

It's against my religion to neuter myself.

Had it done on Friday. Was told no heavy lifting for one week. Weekend was fine.

Monday was my day off. I cut the grass and then noticed some shrubs we needed to remove. Spent 30 minutes pulling out shrubs, roots and all.

That night, my balls were black and blue and I was in pain.

I called the Doctors office and talked to the Nurse on call.

She asked what activities I had engaged in. I told her. She laughed and said, we told you no heavy lifting for a week.

Took the pain meds, and the shame that came with not following their advice.

Unfortunately my doctor didn't do a great job. He was using the scalpel in his left hand because his right arm was in a sling. When I asked him what happened, he said some guy had shot him.

Best surgery ever.

I sat up and watched the entire thing. It was interesting.

When I was in grad school at Texas A&M my professor had a T shirt that had a picture of an orange on the front…on the back it said “ VASECTOMY, all juice and no seed”

40 years ago, I was told to wear a jock strap after the operation. It was excellent advice. Provides support, reduces swelling, and pain. No lifting after the cut!

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Originally posted by BlackTalonJHP:
Unfortunately my doctor didn't do a great job. He was using the scalpel in his left hand because his right arm was in a sling. When I asked him what happened, he said some guy had shot him.

Funny stuff right there!
The heavy lifting stuff would keep me from having one.

Follow the no lifting advice carefully and remember you aren't shooting blanks for some length of time and some ejaculations.

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Originally posted by BlackTalonJHP:
Unfortunately my doctor didn't do a great job. He was using the scalpel in his left hand because his right arm was in a sling. When I asked him what happened, he said some guy had shot him.

He's a quick little sumbitch, I'll give him that. He was lucky.

Yes, got snipped back in 2021 and it overall wasn’t as bad as some of the stories I was told.

Lying there spread-eagled naked from the waist down while a nurse matter of factly fiddled with my junk getting it ready for the doc was a bit surreal and something my wife laughed at and said “now you know how us women feel when we have to go to the gynecologist!”

For some reason I have a very high tolerance to local anesthesia. Learned during wisdom tooth removal.

Advised urologist. He ignored.

My credibility and story is reinforced now.

After the procedure I enjoyed the home test.

My friend told me that during his vasectomy they were cauterizing his cords. A curl of smoke came up. He said it smelt like Burger King and he could never eat there again. LOL

In the room mine was done the doc had a hedge lopping shear hanging on the wall.

During the procedure, in walks Carol, the beautiful nurse who was most worth lusting for. Good thing doc had taped my bazooka up out of the way.

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Best surgery ever.

I sat up and watched the entire thing. It was interesting.

Hahaha, fuuuuuuck that.