He's gonna be a congressman man when he grows up!!

And a fireman, too and drive a cool fire truck every day and give rides to his friends in the fire truck and drive to fires and do congress stuff in between.

Only seven more years to go, little Davey!!

Seven more years?? That's like, FOREVER!!

http://www.foxnews.com/politic...ess-when-hes-25.html

Oh my lord, that article reads like something from the onion! I was going to copy a quote until I realized everything he said is hysterical. You owe it to yourselves to open and read it...here is a taste-

Hogg complained to the magazine, “Older Democrats just won’t move the f--- off the plate and let us take control. [House Minority Leader] Nancy Pelosi is old.”

Yeah, she's, like, 32 or something. REALLY old.

Good for him. I'd love nothing more than for him to be the face of the new D party. Please take money and focus away from the truly dangerous and lavish it on mouthy dilettantes. He's at about 14:57.

Yeah, he kinda fell off a cliff, didn't he?

Just disappeared until....BAM!! GONNA BE A POLITICIAN NEXT DECADE!!

Yo, Davey! When's puberty, pard?

Davey, why wait until your 25, don't let the pesky constitution get in your way.

The shelf life of the useful idiot ain't what it used to be.

Well it’s a good thing I’m gonna be a spaceman when I grow up. That way I won’t have to live on a planet where he’s a congressman.

This wanna-be petit tyrant has no idea what he's gonna do next week much less in 7 years. Let's call this what it is...a way to stay in the news.

So if little Davey ran against Brad Manning, who would be the bigger loser?

He's gonna read a shit load of books. Bless his heart.

Hey don't count him out. With this last name the campaign slogans and commercials allow endless possiblities. I will refrain from giving any examples.

Aww. How cute. If there was ever a good use for Tide Pods...

My favorite:

“We really only remember a few hundred people, if that many, out of the billions that have ever lived,”

“Is that what I was destined to become?”

Well now, isn't that special.

Probably going to fix the world with all that experience he gained misleading everyone about his location during that shooting (oh and his 19 years upon this world surely helps too).

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Originally posted by sdy:
My favorite:

“We really only remember a few hundred people, if that many, out of the billions that have ever lived,”

“Is that what I was destined to become?”

Yup, he's one of just a few HUNDRED people in history. There appears to be no end to his ego or delusion, so he should make a fine politician. Will probably be taken in by Schumer as his protege.

Yes, by all means, keep it up with the "gun control" fuckwits. It's a loser for the left, so go to it, sweetie.

Nothing brings certainty as much as ignorance - well, except being guided by the lost.

Hire a teenager while he still knows everything?

He should go over to Chicago and talk them out of shooting up the place.

Opens up by calling him a shooting survivor.
Did he not finally admit he did not even attend school that day?

Says he is taking a “gap year” was he not whining and complaining about how he got rejected from the colleges he applied to?