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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail...

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March 28, 2017, 07:50 PM
billnchristy
Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail...
I love that they charged him with unlawful concealed carry.


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March 28, 2017, 07:52 PM
Oz_Shadow
Plugged the barrel
March 28, 2017, 07:58 PM
craigcpa
Cause he can....


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March 28, 2017, 08:05 PM
arcwelder
Reminds me of a scene with Christopher Walken and a watch.


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March 28, 2017, 08:33 PM
RichardC
A Jimenez?
Doesn't Colon Noir have a youtube video review on that one?


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March 28, 2017, 09:27 PM
cparktd
No no no...

Guys, it wasn't even loaded!
Why in heck would you go through the trouble / pain of stuffing a gun up your ass if it was useless?

Unless your just into that...



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March 28, 2017, 09:35 PM
Il Cattivo
Well, I might wish it had been loaded if it weren't for the risk to the cops and prison guys who had to process him.

Either way, for $100? I'd go ahead and let it go since the kid let it go the way he did. I just wouldn't be willing to pick it up out of the guy's boxers after he drunk-crapped himself.

BTW, does anyone know whether the prison or somebody would clean it up before putting it in an evidence bag? Or would the owner just have to pick it up, you know, in the bag?
March 28, 2017, 09:58 PM
ewills
I don't figure he will be all that popular in prison when the other inmates find out they are just throwing a pickle down the hallway.
March 28, 2017, 10:35 PM
indigoss
I've heard of a "dirty Sanchez" but never a dirty Jimenez.
March 28, 2017, 10:45 PM
kkina
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:

Doesn't Colon Noir have a youtube video review on that one?

IC what you did there (but do you?). Big Grin



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March 28, 2017, 10:49 PM
Ripley
Shoulda used skateboard tape on the grip.




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March 28, 2017, 11:36 PM
10X-Shooter
Was he/it Cocked?
March 29, 2017, 12:04 AM
Rightwire
are we done with the crappy jokes?




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March 29, 2017, 12:06 AM
Hamden106
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
No no no...

Guys, it wasn't even loaded!
Why in heck would you go through the trouble / pain of stuffing a gun up your ass if it was useless?

Unless your just into that...


His ass will BE useful....

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March 29, 2017, 12:12 AM
Copefree
Ah.. ah .. AHH-CHOO/BANG


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March 29, 2017, 01:34 AM
KevinCW
If that fit up there, he must have already found his prison spouse....





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March 29, 2017, 02:10 AM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:

Doesn't Colon Noir have a youtube video review on that one?

IC what you did there (but do you?). Big Grin


Yes. Yes, i do.


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March 29, 2017, 02:19 AM
RichardC
He had a gut feeling they were going to find it anyway.


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March 29, 2017, 04:58 AM
msfzoe
Can he conceal a SPAS12?
March 29, 2017, 05:59 AM
cincinnatijim
Just waiting to read about some over achiever stashing a Browning HB .50 up there.


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