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A word of advice to you young guys

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August 17, 2017, 10:56 AM
Kravashera
A word of advice to you young guys
"Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance."



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August 17, 2017, 11:15 AM
mark60
That's awesome!
August 17, 2017, 12:06 PM
Hamden106
Is that a Mulligan, or strokes added?



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August 17, 2017, 02:02 PM
Yellow Jacket
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
Anybody else think the old guy with the hat, who clobbered Little Johnny's toy, looks a whole lot like this guy? Maybe brothers? Wink

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I love the part where the punk says, "Next time I'll f**k you up!"

Ha, if he hasn't learned anything from this the next time the old dude just might plant him in the ground!



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August 17, 2017, 02:19 PM
joel9507
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
I hope he didn't have to count those extra strokes.

I think millenial asshattery might qualify as a 'rub of the green', so no extra strokes. Just put the ball back where it was like it never happened:
quote:
If a player’s ball in motion after a stroke on the putting green is deflected or stopped by, or comes to rest in or on, any moving or animate outside agency, except a worm, insect or the like, the stroke is canceled. The ball must be replaced and replayed. If the ball is not immediately recoverable, another ball may be substituted.

Kid is lucky his toy didn't get damaged worse than it was. I think the oldsters should have taken a Mulligan and gotten another go! Smile
August 17, 2017, 02:54 PM
RichardC
Second golfer to first, picking up broken RC toy: "You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?"

"We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match. "


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August 17, 2017, 02:57 PM
sigmonkey
"... but, you get to keep the trophy."




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August 17, 2017, 03:07 PM
Icabod
"Fight me if you wish
But I am old for a reason."



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August 17, 2017, 06:08 PM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Second golfer to first, picking up broken RC toy: "You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?"

"We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match. "


Did he throw his hat at them?




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
August 17, 2017, 06:12 PM
DaBigBR
quote:
Originally posted by Carpentermaass84:
quote:
Originally posted by dwd1985:
I don't think that video could have possibly been more staged


Are you calling Para an idiot?


Are you trying to start a fight?
August 17, 2017, 10:22 PM
Snapping Twig
Bob Barker vs Happy Gilmore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1g22I_UvWg
August 17, 2017, 11:02 PM
kkina
Barker was trained by Chuck Norris (seriously).



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August 17, 2017, 11:16 PM
Rightwire
quote:
Originally posted by DaBigBR:
quote:
Originally posted by Carpentermaass84:
quote:
Originally posted by dwd1985:
I don't think that video could have possibly been more staged


Are you calling Para an idiot?


Are you trying to start a fight?


Wait... wait... who is the oldest? Big Grin


Honestly, that didn't surprise me at all. Don't screw around on a golf course or a serious player will set you straight. I'm pretty sure the ranger would have taken that toy and smashed it right in front of them if he'd caught them, then had them charged with trespassing having not paid a greens fee to be out there.




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August 17, 2017, 11:21 PM
Dtech
It would have been worth the extra strokes on that hole for him to have whacked it a couple more times, but it sure looks like he made a "hole in one" regardless. Big Grin


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August 17, 2017, 11:41 PM
Rightwire
quote:
Originally posted by Dtech:
It would have been worth the extra strokes on that hole for him to have whacked it a couple more times, but it sure looks like he made a "hole in one" regardless. Big Grin


"Ranger... I need a ruling on the strokes taken here on this green... Yes, on that pile of plastic right there.... Who?.... those guys running down the far fairway...."




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343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
August 17, 2017, 11:42 PM
drtenb330
Too bad it didn't happen on the tee box - Then they would have been using drivers, or woods. Not to take away from this - it was great. But it would have doubled the fun watching a nice Big Bertha put that little shit's little toy into the next fairway!
August 18, 2017, 11:32 AM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by DaBigBR:
quote:
Originally posted by Carpentermaass84:
quote:
Originally posted by dwd1985:
I don't think that video could have possibly been more staged


Are you calling Para an idiot?


Are you trying to start a fight?







"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
August 18, 2017, 05:19 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by synthplayer:
The fact that the kid was upset - indignant that the golfer would destroy his little electronic toy speaks volumes. He obviously didn't get enough spankings when he was a young boy.
Willing to bet he didn't get ANY.

flashguy




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August 18, 2017, 08:53 PM
sigcrazy7
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
Anybody else think the old guy with the hat, who clobbered Little Johnny's toy, looks a whole lot like this guy? Maybe brothers? Wink




I like the toilet commentary on this video from David Spates. He has some good wisdom.

"Old people got old men strength."
"They don't care. They've got maybe 2-3 years to live."

Classic.





Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
August 19, 2017, 05:57 AM
egregore
I turned 59 recently. I find myself giving less of a shit than I used to.