Best Friend's Wife Called Me Asking Why Baseball Players Spit and Scratch All the Time

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October 27, 2017, 04:15 PM

LS1 GTO

Best Friend's Wife Called Me Asking Why Baseball Players Spit and Scratch All the Time

I replied "how did you see that, did Ken finally install a TV in the kitchen?"

He was laughing too hard to be understood when he called to say he couldn't come over any more.

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October 27, 2017, 07:28 PM

PHPaul

Whadda pal!

I'm not sure I'd have been that quick on my feet.

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October 27, 2017, 08:43 PM

LS1 GTO

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Whadda pal!

I'm not sure I'd have been that quick on my feet.

Actually...I just put a TV in mine (so I can keep tabs on a game or the news) and the intent of the remark was along the lines of "oh, so Ken put one in your kitchen too? I like mine in there, helps me keep track of the game."

Just didn't quite come out that way.

October 27, 2017, 09:43 PM

synthplayer

This reminds me of the old, old joke:

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Irrelevant. The real question is who put shoes on her feet and let her out of the kitchen?

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October 27, 2017, 09:58 PM

OKCGene

And the punch lines be is " and that's why there is a clock on the stove".

(And then the fight started.)

October 27, 2017, 10:32 PM

2000Z-71

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So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.

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