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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I haven't tried any of these yet, but they made me chuckle. Toothpaste mayo: Toothpaste Oreos: Healthy Doughnuts: Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | ||
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Raptorman |
I put a Friskies label on a can of deviled ham and spread it on crackers in front of everyone. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
1) Switch the labels on the Friskies and deviled ham in your buddy's pantry. 2) Nest your neighbor's trash cans. | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
That's just cruel. Funny, but cruel... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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It's not you, it's me. |
...with Liquid Nails...now that would be cruel. | |||
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It's not you, it's me. |
Not really an April Fools Prank, but a prank. My father in law lives in NJ. NJ is famous for not allowing it's subjects to pump gas. I taped a muscular nude gay guy playing card (don't ask why I have it lol) inside the fuel door on his truck. It was 2 months before he realized it was there when he pumped his own gas in Pennsylvania. | |||
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Savor the limelight |
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Member |
Thanks for the link Now my daughter and her friend want to go and see the jet. I am going to hear, "can we go, please" all weekend. | |||
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Cruising the Highway to Hell |
Mayo in filled donuts is a classic, air horn under an desk chair set up so when you sit in the chair the horn goes off, have done grass seed in the keyboard a little water and a couple of days grass starts sprouting, removed the mic element in the desk phone a time or two, and goldfish in the water container. I miss the less PC days of working in an office. “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan Retired old fart | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
One of my ladies in the long term care facility did the Oreos/toothpaste trick to her son when he came for a visit. I think the Brussels sprouts dipped in chocolate and on sticks or in Ferrero Rocher wrappers is pretty funny. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Cruising the Highway to Hell |
another good one is cupcakes frosted with Mustard. “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan Retired old fart | |||
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Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine |
I was always fond of the "tape over the mouse sensor" or even better, using a dongle to add an extra wireless mouse and messing with them off and on all day. I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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Be prepared for loud noise and recoil |
Once again, the Sigforum membership rises to the occasion. I find many practical jokes are unimaginative and annoying. But the ones in this thread made me laugh out loud. “Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison "Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson | |||
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Shit don't mean shit |
Damn. I just got back from NJ after attending my aunt's funeral (I was raised there and my sister still lives there). This would've been perfect for my brother in law. He'd appreciate that kind of humor...eventually. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
5ish years ago, I had to go for my annual hearing test for work. The 3rd party company we used for audiology also did drug testing and the criminal justice system used them too. I wasn't going to strike up a conversation with the dregs of society and it was April 1st so I spent the entire hour googling office pranks. I had a bunch of shit to get done when I finally got back to the office so I was the last one in the office that night. I decided to spend a few minutes implementing a few pranks: Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Member |
Excellent! God bless America. | |||
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Member |
I used to replace some of the tic tac breath mints with some white exlax pills at parties. I would bring a few containers and disperse them. https://www.amazon.com/Tic-Tac...la-633888053957&th=1 | |||
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Crusty old curmudgeon |
This wasn't an April Fools joke, just a joke on the daughter of the companies owner after she joined the company shortly after graduating from college. It took us about 10 minutes to wrap her chair in Saran Wrap. As we were wrapping, her father added Super Glue periodically so she couldn't just unwrap it. Took her a good hour to get it all done. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Super glue dollar coin to the floor at a mall Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Sabonim |
If you have access to your target's idle Windows computer, this is fun: 1) Move the mouse pointer to the lower right corner to hide it from view. 2) Take a screenshot of the desktop (ALT + Print Screen). 3) Paste screenshot into new image in Paint. Save as JPG or Bitmap. 4) Set saved screenshot image as the new windows desktop background. 5) Delete or hide desktop icons, all of them or just a few, your choice. Sit back, watch and enjoy! Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! ~Hunter S. Thompson | |||
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