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Swingin' for da fences with da vacuum cleanah- aka, just another day in Atlanta traffic

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May 04, 2017, 06:25 AM
parabellum
Swingin' for da fences with da vacuum cleanah- aka, just another day in Atlanta traffic
Treshequa Ballgame does not go yard!! And the garbage men err sanitation workers are flat-out ding dang heroes, son!! I know this 'cause my telebishion told me so...

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/loca...rage-fight/519003098


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May 04, 2017, 06:35 AM
mark123
Dirt Devil? Pssht. Should have used a Kirby.
May 04, 2017, 06:37 AM
BamaJeepster
That sucks!


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May 04, 2017, 06:38 AM
stickman428
Note to self, a vacuum cleaner is not the ideal self defense instrument.


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May 04, 2017, 06:38 AM
parabellum
Yeah, one of those old fashioned metal chassis behemoths was called for. If she could swing that, she coulda clocked him.


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May 04, 2017, 06:41 AM
rsbolo
I got a chuckle from that. Atlanta traffic is probably enough to make the most patient person want to swing a vacuum at someone, the story is in the telling!

Succinctly and humorously stated Para.


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May 04, 2017, 07:31 AM
ArtieS
It looks like the lady in the background was interrupted while putting on her SigForum unitard.

Ol' Dirt Devil Longball needs to step into that swing and advance to contact, instead of retreating when she takes her cut.


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May 04, 2017, 07:49 AM
trapper189
Don't bring a Dirt Devil to a ShopVac fight.
May 04, 2017, 07:56 AM
mrmn50
We are truly approaching bizarre in the good old U S of A
May 04, 2017, 08:04 AM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Dirt Devil? Pssht. Should have used a Kirby.


Da debble made her dood it!!





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May 04, 2017, 08:06 AM
darthfuster
Right der in da skreet?


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May 04, 2017, 08:08 AM
TXJIM
"You goin'na Dy-son!"


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May 04, 2017, 08:47 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
"It would be-hoover you to get yo ass back in yo car before I be making you see rainbows!"


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May 04, 2017, 01:02 PM
Rightwire
searching for a weapon and a vacuum cleaner is the first thing you grab? What was her next choice, a Swiffer?



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May 04, 2017, 01:10 PM
Yellow Jacket
Good ole DeKalb county, the armpit of Atlanta! Big Grin


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May 04, 2017, 01:36 PM
oddball
I love it- she's tuff enuff until she taps him with the Dirt Devil, then runs like a bat outta hell, finally finding out what a stronger opposition can do.




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May 04, 2017, 01:48 PM
myrottiety
quote:
Originally posted by oddball:
I love it- she's tuff enuff until she taps him with the Dirt Devil, then runs like a bat outta hell, finally finding out what a stronger opposition can do.



I may not hit a woman.. But I'll shake the sh.. NAH! BODY SLAM!! Eek



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May 04, 2017, 02:31 PM
HRK
I'm betting home boy heard her say "I'm gonna git outtamy whip and give you a Hoover job"

It just wasn't the kinda Hoover job he was expecting.
May 04, 2017, 03:29 PM
Sigfan Roy
He's lucky she didn't have a smoother to hit him with Smile