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Kalvin wants to get married, but there is a hitch

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May 17, 2017, 11:12 AM
dsmack
Kalvin wants to get married, but there is a hitch
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
colorado,
kelly is 5 years younger and also divorced twice.




This is, without a doubt, the best illustration of "Danger Ahead" I've ever seen!

It also looks a lot like sections of US 395 down in central Oregon! Thanks for triggering memories of some fun motorcycle rides down there! Wink


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May 17, 2017, 12:23 PM
egregore

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May 17, 2017, 12:38 PM
PD
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
Why doesn't he just make her sign a prenup???


Because the warning bells are already sounding
May 17, 2017, 07:51 PM
EasyFire
Prenups are no Surefire solution. Especially in Colorado. Ask me how I know


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May 17, 2017, 08:49 PM
cas
I don't support gay marriage because I don't support heterosexual marriage. Big Grin

IMO... if you're having children, you should be married. If not, don't. Kalvin falls into the "don't" category.


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May 17, 2017, 09:14 PM
Spokane228
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Sounds like a story problem:

Kalvin had two marriages totalling 11.5 years which cost him a cool 700 Gs. Kalvin wants to take another run at it. If Kalvin has 416.00 in his checking account....


Like any math problem... solve for "Ex".
May 17, 2017, 10:00 PM
parabellum
Is Kalvin hangin' tough, or did he succumb to the wiles of a predatory female?

A prenup won't save him, but his higher brain functions may.

I do happen to know a great divorce lawyer- Dick Littlehead. He's a member of my yacht club.


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May 18, 2017, 11:42 AM
cne32507
quote:
Kalvin wants to get married hitched , but there is a hitch


Feel free to jump on in.........
May 18, 2017, 01:39 PM
bendable
There was a movie called intolerable cruelty that addressed this very issue.

Kalvin is working in Sweden , as we speak,probably won't know the outcome of this
situation until he flys home in July.





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May 18, 2017, 01:42 PM
parabellum
Who's gonna break it to Kalvin that he got married again? Kalvin don't know.

Come to think of it, maybe it's better that way.


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May 18, 2017, 01:51 PM
bendable
no no no , kalvin has not made the decision , at this point.





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May 18, 2017, 01:53 PM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Who's gonna break it to Kalvin that he got married again? Kalvin don't know.

Come to think of it, maybe it's better that way.

Ignorance is bliss.


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May 18, 2017, 06:20 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on Highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good with all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
And I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah, I went a little far
I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good with all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil and she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?
She said, I was your waitress and our last name's now the same
'Cause I'm married to you, baby, and I don't even know your name

Yeah, I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

(Thanks to Alan Jackson for the song)



BIDEN SUCKS.

If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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May 19, 2017, 12:06 AM
Prefontaine
quote:
Originally posted by EasyFire:
Prenups are no Surefire solution. Especially in Colorado. Ask me how I know


I'd like to know more offline. I'm serious, and need to know.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone