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Kalvin wants to get married, but there is a hitch

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May 16, 2017, 03:14 PM
46and2
Kalvin wants to get married, but there is a hitch
He needs a Massey Prenup.

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May 16, 2017, 03:30 PM
nasig
Kalvin sounds like a slow learner
May 16, 2017, 03:42 PM
braillediver
The lease option with no long term ownership.


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May 16, 2017, 03:44 PM
ulsterman
Tell Kalvin to find a friend with benefits.
May 16, 2017, 03:52 PM
rusbro
Has anyone here ever known a "Kalvin" to actually take good advice and decide to not go through with a marriage everyone else knows is obviously foolish? I sure have not.
May 16, 2017, 03:59 PM
bigwagon
For his sake, I hope the OP is just "asking for a friend."
May 16, 2017, 05:54 PM
bendable
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
Kalvin=bendable Cool


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May 16, 2017, 06:11 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
A train leaves Omaha at 9:15 pm local time, traveling east at 50 miles per hour. At the same time, Kalvin gets another bad idea...


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May 16, 2017, 06:23 PM
irreverent
Para's got this right. This guy and gal may not be the marrying kind...he does need to look into a mirror. So does she. Sounds like poor choices in both cases, but hey, if they want to roll the dice, wth.. sounds like they're on a roll..


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May 16, 2017, 06:52 PM
mr kablammo
He can visit Reno, NV a few times a year. Or get an online girlfriend. I don't recommend the poison candy of porn but it seems to be less worse than the kabuki dance of pre-failed matrimony.


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May 16, 2017, 09:01 PM
a1abdj
Recent studies have shown that marriage is the leading cause of divorce.


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May 16, 2017, 09:13 PM
2012BOSS302
the hitch is THE hitch



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May 16, 2017, 09:17 PM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Kalvin should just keep it in his pants for a while.
This. Why purchase when you can rent?
May 16, 2017, 09:17 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by irreverent:
Para's got this right. This guy and gal may not be the marrying kind...he does need to look into a mirror. So does she. Sounds like poor choices in both cases, but hey, if they want to roll the dice, wth.. sounds like they're on a roll..

I agree he needs to look in the mirror. She may be smart as hell. Marriage may be her 401(k).
May 16, 2017, 09:22 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by nighthawk:
Tell Kalvin to get a dog, and rent a hooker when he is in the mood, much cheaper, and at least the dog is happy to see you everyday.

Tell Kalvin, if he has any doubts about this idea to lock both the dog and Kelly in the trunk of his car for an hour, then see which one is happy to see him when he opens it.



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May 16, 2017, 09:28 PM
slosig
The old saying goes, "A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

I don't know if there is an old saying about third marriages, but if there is it probably goes something like, "That's just nucking futs!"
May 16, 2017, 09:48 PM
Loaded Round
He would be best served to remain single.
May 16, 2017, 10:24 PM
}BuLL
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
Tell Kalvin, if he has any doubts about this idea to lock both the dog and Kelly in the trunk of his car for an hour, then see which one is happy to see him when he opens it.
LOL, that is too funny/true.
May 16, 2017, 10:48 PM
jimmy123x
Why doesn't he just make her sign a prenup???
May 17, 2017, 12:11 AM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Kalvin should just keep it in his pants for a while.
Don't know about that, but Kalvin most assuredly shouldn't put a ring on it. Wink


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