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Every so often you get a scam email that is laugh out loud stupid

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April 26, 2019, 09:50 AM
RogB
Every so often you get a scam email that is laugh out loud stupid
Atten: Your ATM Card

Your name and your contact details were given to this office in respect of
your total winning prize 2.8 Million Dollars which you have failed to claim
due to your inability to meet up with some charges levied against you We are
the Board of Directors, United Bank For Africa (UBA) has issue you an ATM CARD
and your payment has been uploaded into an ATM CARD. also registered it with
DHL to delivery to you.

International ATM Visa Card have be approved on your favor to be send direct
to your doorstep which you are to use in accessing your fund in any ATM
Stand location worldwide, our cash card will give you access for amount of
withdraw via internet or any cash ATM machine in the world at maximum of $5
000,dollars per day.

It's easy to manage even with custom options to suit your particular
business needs worldwide, Our cash card is available to transfer or withdraw
money through our ISP online transfer, withdraw banking system anywhere you
are in the world and you are also given an option to transfer funds from
your ATM card to your local bank account.

Requirements: 1 Receivers name 2 Your home address 3 Your direct telephone 4
Your passport or ID card

Here is the contact information of the delivery company: DHL Director
Mr.Harrison Wilson Tel + 229-63746727.

note that A Tax/Stamp Duty MUST be procured according to the New Customs
Creed and the essence to ensure a hitch-free delivery

Regards Mr. Bankole Osagbe


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April 26, 2019, 10:00 AM
V-Tail
Congratulations!

If you are going to host a karma in celebration, please include me.



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April 26, 2019, 10:04 AM
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Congratulations! Please include me too.

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April 26, 2019, 10:42 AM
jhe888
Drinks on RogB.




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April 26, 2019, 10:49 AM
slabsides45
Lemme git a dollah...


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April 26, 2019, 10:53 AM
cas
I get the one constantly that's spoofed so it looks like it came from my own email. It says they hacked my computer, accessed my computer's camera and they have video of me whacking off to some really embarrassing porn site. And if I don't pay a fee they'll send to all my contacts!

That's just not true! The part about my computer having a camera anyway. Big Grin


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April 26, 2019, 01:12 PM
lakeray
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
That's just not true! The part about my computer having a camera anyway. Big Grin


Got that one today. And I don't have a camera either...



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April 26, 2019, 01:18 PM
BB61
Several years ago I had some scam like that. I gave them the address for the FBI - for some reason they never contacted me again. Big Grin


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April 26, 2019, 03:33 PM
craglawnmanor
quote:
Originally posted by lakeray:
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
That's just not true! The part about my computer having a camera anyway. Big Grin


Got that one today. And I don't have a camera either...


Oh, my computer has a camera. But it's covered by black electrical tape. Wink


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April 26, 2019, 04:12 PM
YooperSigs
Bankole? Thats gold, right there!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 26, 2019, 09:42 PM
shovelhead
quote:
Originally posted by craglawnmanor:
quote:
Originally posted by lakeray:
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
That's just not true! The part about my computer having a camera anyway. Big Grin


Got that one today. And I don't have a camera either...


Oh, my computer has a camera. But it's covered by black electrical tape. Wink


I get those all the time. They threaten to ruin my reputation. Hell, they're several decades late for ruining my reputation. I've been doing that for a long time.


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