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Well, this beats all- bank robber has his Social Security number tattooed on his forehead

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January 10, 2018, 11:24 AM
parabellum
Well, this beats all- bank robber has his Social Security number tattooed on his forehead
Brilliant

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018...avent-caught-up.html



January 10, 2018, 11:26 AM
trapper189
And his street address on his neck?
January 10, 2018, 11:28 AM
kz1000
He has Lifelock.


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January 10, 2018, 11:31 AM
HRK
SSN on Forehead
Area Code on neck

afraid to ask where he put the zip code...
January 10, 2018, 12:36 PM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by kz1000:
He has Lifelock.


Hehe


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January 10, 2018, 12:37 PM
BamaJeepster
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...



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January 10, 2018, 12:56 PM
12131
Is that a 6 or a 5? Maybe that's why the cops haven't caught up with him? Big Grin


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January 10, 2018, 01:08 PM
Kevbo
I have a very strange friend (who is a Mennonite minister if you can believe that) who has his SSN tattooed on his armor like the holocaust tattoos


He is a good guy. But no, um, fan?, of the government

Ministering his flock mostly off the grid in really rural eastern Oregon


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January 10, 2018, 01:11 PM
arfmel
Needs to add 281 also
January 10, 2018, 01:23 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...


Think you are correct.
January 10, 2018, 01:44 PM
synthplayer
What a devastating loss to society if this genius was to die. It'd be tragic.



I found what you said riveting.
January 10, 2018, 02:06 PM
IndianaBoy
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...


I concur.
January 10, 2018, 02:36 PM
Eponym
Maybe he grew tired of all the ID cards* you have to carry around today and thought he could simplify things.
Or maybe he's a dumbass.

*Social Security, driver's license, auto insurance, TSA Precheck, US passport, medical insurance, prescription insurance, debit and credit cards, store discount cards (1 per store), carry permit, military ID, library card, take a shit card, ...
January 10, 2018, 02:39 PM
Strambo
Ha, the last person whose ID you'd want to steal!




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January 10, 2018, 02:49 PM
Angus the Kid
Head and neck tats are the best! (Not really so much)



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January 10, 2018, 02:50 PM
sigspecops
You’d think that if you’re chosen profession put you on the wrong side of the law you might not want all those identifying marks where everyone can see them.


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January 10, 2018, 02:57 PM
smschulz
Maybe it's his prison number too? Eek
January 10, 2018, 05:24 PM
bigwagon
The real joke will be on anybody who uses it to steal his identity.
January 10, 2018, 05:31 PM
Sigmanic
This thread has brought up some valid points.

Note to self: remove social security number tattoo from forehead.
January 10, 2018, 05:35 PM
Ozarkwoods
Hopefully they will add his cell block tatted on his ass


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