The local priest has opened up a drive-through confessional in the rear parking lot of the church. It attracts a surprisingly large number of parishioners.

Marvin drives up and stops in front of Father Dunphy. "Father, this might be a bit troubling today. I stole something." Father Dunphy says, "You, Marvin? Of all people!"

"Well," Marvin says, "On Wednesday I went to Sam's Club looking for toilet paper. I got the last 24-roll packs, and because I was a little short on money I worked my way to one of the back exits and walked out without paying for them. Yesterday, I realized what I'd done is so wrong."

Father Dunphy scowled. "And now you're here to confess." Marvin hung his head. "Yes, Father."

Father Dunphy said in a stern voice, "Marvin, this is horribly serious. Your penance will be extreme. You will say 50 Our Fathers, 50 Hail Marys, 50 Glory Be to the Fathers, and return the toilet paper."

Marvin said, "I was afraid you'd say that. In fact, I brought it with me." He pointed to the back seat of his car.

Father Dunphy looked, rubbed his chin, and said, "You give me a couple of rolls and I'll cut your to penance 10, 10, and 10, and we'll call it square."