One of you guys please embed this. I find it hilarious and pretty accurate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdZWgiAj8I

thank you

Finally, confirmation that I understand.
I kept thinking, “No, that can’t really be it,” but of course it is.

She illustrated the problems of the cloud very well.

To continue the analogy, the path from the desk to the box should be closed, illustrating what happens when the user can't access their data in the cloud.

Then a guard at the box door says he requires a new fee to keep your stuff in the box. If you don't pay up, they will throw your stuff away (even though you've told your friends that's where they can see your stuff). See PhotoBucket, for example.

Someone took the public storage unit model and went cyber with it. Next they'll auction off files from delinquents and stream video of it through netflix