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Brazilian President- To save the planet, people need to defecate every two days
August 12, 2019, 02:03 PM
oddballBrazilian President- To save the planet, people need to defecate every two days
I shit you not
We have Ocasio-Cortez, the Brazilians have Jair Bolsonaro
quote:
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has suggested people should "poop every other day" as a way to save the planet.
His comment came in answer to a journalist who asked him how to combine agricultural development and protecting the environment.
Mr Bolsonaro recently came under fire after official data showed an increase in deforestation in the Amazon.
He then sacked the head of the agency that reported the increase, accusing it of lying about the problem's scale.
Mr Bolsonaro's comment came after the journalist quoted reports saying deforestation and agriculture were responsible for a quarter of the planet's greenhouse effect.
"It's enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It's enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world," he said.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-49304358
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August 12, 2019, 02:08 PM
erj_pilotSheldon Cooper would be MORTIFIED!!!!
I’ve sometimes punched 3 grumpies in ONE DAY...
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satchIf you only did it every other day you would be more than full of it like most politicians.
August 12, 2019, 02:11 PM
BigSwedeI would literally die
August 12, 2019, 02:15 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by oddball:
We have Ocasio-Cortez, the Brazilians have Jair Bolsonaro
You'd better check again. He's pro-gun and he is the best thing that could have happened to Brazil, politically speaking.
President Trump has made some nutty remarks, both before taking office, and after, but that doesn't make him the equivalent of that stupid barmaid.
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August 12, 2019, 02:17 PM
OzarkwoodsLet’s see if I skip a day wouldn’t I shit twice as much on a the second day?
I have an idea tell those that believe that shitting every other day will save the planet, to eat shit then they can really save the planet faster.
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August 12, 2019, 02:28 PM
Sailor1911Braziliant!
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