Explain the meme thread

February 17, 2019, 11:28 PM

I think I'd have to back up to that commode. Don't know that I'd be able to turn around to get to the tissue.

flashguy

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February 18, 2019, 04:48 PM

slabsides45

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:

Da fuq?

Old Monty Python Skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIlW-ovx0Y

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February 18, 2019, 05:10 PM

Skins2881

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
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Da fuq?

Understandable, I see why you're confused. It didn't mention if that's the equation for an African or European Swallow.

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February 18, 2019, 05:15 PM

slabsides45

Sadly, this computation is a breeze compared to the calculations required to determine the airspeed of two swallows tethered together to transport certain items. Like say for example... a coconut.

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February 19, 2019, 05:51 AM

PHPaul

Ah. Never managed to sit all the way through that one.

Woefully uncultured, that's me.

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February 19, 2019, 08:14 AM

lyman

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Ah. Never managed to sit all the way through that one.

Woefully uncultured, that's me.

English humor is not for everyone,

gotta say tho, it's one of the best movies ever

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February 19, 2019, 08:25 AM

PHPaul

quote:
Originally posted by lyman:

English humor is not for everyone, gotta say tho, it's one of the best movies ever

I loved the 1/2 hour (or was it an hour?) TV shows. Movies are a bit much for me. I get sort of overwhelmed after a while.

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

February 19, 2019, 09:05 AM

Shaql

Monty Python is now on Netflix. Introduced my son to the Holy Grail this weekend. Forgot about Castle Anthrax. Ooops.

But he loved the movie!

Now I'm watching Flying Circus in order. Awesome!

Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed.
Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists.
Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.

February 19, 2019, 12:47 PM

TVzombie

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:

I think I'd have to back up to that commode. Don't know that I'd be able to turn around to get to the tissue.

flashguy

The damn tile guy did a great job on the walls then half-assed the floor. LOL

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February 23, 2019, 06:50 PM

Orguss

quote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:

This has to have been done on purpose. The paint is all the way on the dashboard!

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February 23, 2019, 06:59 PM

C-Dubs

With a front end collision and pails of paint not secured in place, I believe it.

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February 23, 2019, 07:02 PM

arcwelder

quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:

This has to have been done on purpose. The paint is all the way on the dashboard!

No, I believe it. I drove a water truck for a landscaping company in highschool. You don't have to stop too hard to feel the back-forth motion of liquid. Add a hard stop and some loose lids, and a heavy fluid like paint, and wah-LA!

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February 23, 2019, 07:10 PM

zoom6zoom

quote:
I drove a water truck for a landscaping company in highschool. You don't have to stop too hard to feel the back-forth motion of liquid.

With my former employer, we had a contract with Chemlawn to service their computer equipment. Every single office I visited had a bulletin board full of pictures of their tank trucks tipped over or various other hydrodynamic related failures.

I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.

February 23, 2019, 07:14 PM

arcwelder

quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
It's "voila," arc. But thanks for the explanation.

Not if you're a magician.

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February 23, 2019, 07:36 PM

arcwelder

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Touche!

(peanut butter sandwiches!)

Good god, we're old, aren't we.