$8.5MM found in two trunks in Iraq and he wants to give it to me! He's so generous. Our fighting men and women are the best!
Oh wait, for security purposes, he can't disclose info until I give him my social security number and bank account. BRB
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
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