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posted February 14, 2025 09:23 PM
 
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posted February 14, 2025 10:18 PMHide Post
What the actual ???

Whenever we did a branding and cut the calves, we BBQd the oysters. Good stuff. That boiling, that was just disgusting.
 
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Turkey ones are the best.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by 357fuzz:
Turkey ones are the best.
While in college I worked at a steakhouse that had deep fried Turkey Nuts as an appetizer. Good stuff!
 
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Bruce's bar in Severance has them. They are awesome. They import them from South America. Supposedly they don't have any drugs etc in them.



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Had them in Valentine Nebraska ironically During a bull/cattle exhibition. They were excellent.
 
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posted February 15, 2025 08:07 AMHide Post
I’ve had sweetbreads, which is the thymus gland. It was one of the most tasty and memorable dishes I have ever eaten.

I guess I’d try some cooked testicles. Not really any different. If you’re eating offal, does it really make a difference where it comes from?



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Ahh! Memories back on the ranch branding and castrating. Stick the ‘oyster’ on a steel rod, throw it into the branding iron fire, when done slap it on a fresh tortilla with chopped green chile.
 
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I think they taste like shrimp, just a little softer in texture.


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posted February 15, 2025 12:38 PMHide Post
I think if somebody wants to eat those, all of other parts of the bull are... ?

That takes balls.



 
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Heh heh. Naughty.


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In college, my friend set initially thought I came from a wealthy family because I was always bringing beef back from home. I couldn’t make them understand that we just had cattle, and the stuff Dad sent with me was what he didn’t want. Lots of round steak and burger and the like.

I cooked a batch of “Calf Fries” one time.
Cut up like steak fingers. Egg & corn flake battered and pan fried with lemon pepper. Everyone loved them. And several kept eating even after finding out what they were.
 
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I grew up eating them, and wished I had more access to them now......awesome!!
 
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My FIL and his buddy had me try them at the cattle auction in Lexington, NE. Never again.





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posted February 15, 2025 05:59 PMHide Post
Boiled doesn’t look like an ideal method of cooking them, I’ve seen them sliced thin, breaded and fried.
 
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I was invited to a Christmas party 3 weeks after moving to Texas from the Upper Midwest (i.e. almost 28 years ago). It was the Christmas party for a company we were spending big money with so several coworkers were also there.

Every appetizer was fried. I was eating these delicious round, fried objects. Texture was in between a mushroom and a meatball.

Coworkers asked me if I knew what I was eating. I didn’t and they responded, “calf fries.” I had no idea wtf that meant so I kept eating.

After a few minutes they asked if I knew what a “calf fry” was. I didn’t and after a little laughter they told me same as Rocky Mountain oysters. Didn’t know what that was either so kept eating.

They finally hold me the testicles were cut off a calf, breaded, and deep fried. I ate 2 more just to shut ‘em up. I knew I’d never hear the end of it if I gave them any sort of reaction.



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