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These things are really strange, IMHO.


Question:
Do you like avocados?

Choices:
1 - Yes, I love them. When I go to heaven, they'll be on the menu every day.
2 - They're ok (but mainly for millenials and veggies).
3 - They're better than starving to death.
4 - I'd rather eat dog shit.

 



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I just want to say one word to you- guacamole.
 
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Love 'em!

And too expensive.




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Holy Guacamole!

As I used to live near the intersection of Fuerte Dr. and Avocado Blvd., had a dozen or so trees in my yard, include avocado in nearly every salad, and make world's greatest guacamole, I vote yes!




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tejas421:
I just want to say one word to you- guacamole.
Love it and avocado toast also.



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Yummy....TBCG:
Turkey
Bacon
Cheddar
Guacamole




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They give me almost instantaneous heartburn, I like guac but I cannot eat it or anything with avocados in it.


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I love guacamole, but I despise the texture of sliced avocado. Also, I lived in SoCal for 3 years and asshole restaurants wouldn't list it as an ingredient, and then I'd unsuspectingly bite into the slimy crap. Using an avocado for anything other than guacamole is a waste.

In summary:
  • Guacamole = Good
  • Avocados not made into Guacamole = Bad



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    3 Haas avocados , halved, seeded and peeled
    1 lime, juiced
    1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
    1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
    1/2 teaspoon cayenne
    1/2 medium onion, diced
    1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
    2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced
    1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
    1 clove garlic, minced


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    I love Avocados, they make fantastic reactive targets.

    Other than that, I don't eat anything that looks the same coming out as it does going in.

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    quote:
    Originally posted by Tejas421:
    I just want to say one word to you- guacamole.






    "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
     
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    avocados are kinda like portland cement... they really need some aggregate (onion, peppers, lime juice, cilantro, tomatoes, garlic, salt) before they can become concrete (guacamole) and do any real work.



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    They need to be ripe, enough so they squish a little bit. Then slice them open lengthwise, pop out the pit (it will pop easily if ripe enough) and scoop out the innards. Smile
     
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    quote:
    Originally posted by tatortodd:
    I love guacamole, but I despise the texture of sliced avocado. Also, I lived in SoCal for 3 years and asshole restaurants wouldn't list it as an ingredient, and then I'd unsuspectingly bite into the slimy crap. Using an avocado for anything other than guacamole is a waste.

    In summary:
  • Guacamole = Good
  • Avocados not made into Guacamole = Bad


  • Win /thread




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    I only eat them when we do Mexican.



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    The only thing I liked about living in California in the early 70's were the avocados. They were big and delicious. One of my favorite fruits.
     
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    I love Avocados and eat several a week. Half an avocado with some salt is delicious.


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    Posts: 4990 | Location: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: September 23, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
    quote:
    Originally posted by Tejas421:
    I just want to say one word to you- guacamole.
    Love it and avocado toast also.


    Avocado toast. Ha. Never heard of it til yesterday

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    Holy Guacamole!

    Absolutely!
    I'll defer to JALLEN, but around here...I make the best guacamole!



    "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
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    Baroque Bloke
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    Avocado, bacon, and mayo sandwich. And freshly ground black pepper, of course.



    Serious about crackers
     
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