December 08, 2022, 03:10 PM
Z062022 Winter snow humor
It snowed last night...
8:00 am — I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The town equal opportunity/fair housing officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CNN showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the evening news and called a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
December 08, 2022, 03:16 PM
SIGnifiedDecember 08, 2022, 03:17 PM
nhracecraftSnowballs...
December 08, 2022, 04:05 PM
1967GoatMy high school aged neighbors made this snowman last year. My whole family got a good laugh. We're not easily offended.
December 08, 2022, 04:34 PM
ensigmatic Z06: