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March 26, 2026, 04:24 PM

cajunmuscle

You get $10,000 a week for the rest of your life if…

I give you a paper clip that you need to hide that can never be found. The only rules are you can’t destroy it or hide it in a paperclip factory or an ocean / body of water. And go .

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March 26, 2026, 04:31 PM

lbaker45

Hidden inside concrete, not likely to ever be found again.

March 26, 2026, 04:32 PM

HRK

That's easy, just put it in my desk blotter and in a matter of days it will disappear...

Along with 13 left socks, my reading glasses and my memory as to why I'm now in a different room

March 26, 2026, 04:33 PM

old rugged cross

In plain sight. Pretty sure all 8 billion or so folks will never find it.

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March 26, 2026, 04:35 PM

0-0

Put them with my Glock mags. Been looking for them 3 years now. They never left the apartment….

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March 26, 2026, 04:51 PM

Loswsmith

Easy. Give to my 17 year old son and tell him he's got to keep it safe. Should be, as the movie goes, Gone in 60 seconds.

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March 26, 2026, 04:54 PM

LS1 GTO

I might just drop it about 10 yards just off the John Muir Trail.

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March 26, 2026, 04:56 PM

lbaker45

Can it leave earth? Sent into outer space, a paper clip would be gone forever.

March 26, 2026, 05:02 PM

12131

quote:
rules are you can’t destroy it or hide it in a paperclip factory or an ocean / body of water.

I’d chop it to pieces and toss it in the ocean.

I accept Zelle. Or, PayPal, if you must.

March 26, 2026, 05:07 PM

r0gue

Put it in an envelope marked Republican Mail In Ballots, and set it on top of a street corner mailbox in Philadelphia.

March 26, 2026, 05:10 PM

FenderBender

drop it into the foundation of a new hospital.

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March 26, 2026, 05:14 PM

lbaker45

Buried in the worst area in the dry valleys of antarctica. About the only place on earth where it would never be found by another human, even over millions of years.

March 26, 2026, 05:25 PM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by joel9507:

Put inside a 10mm socket.

Winner!

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March 26, 2026, 06:50 PM

cajunmuscle

quote:
Originally posted by 12131:
quote:
rules are you can’t destroy it or hide it in a paperclip factory or an ocean / body of water.

I’d chop it to pieces and toss it in the ocean.

I accept Zelle. Or, PayPal, if you must.

Wow, you broke two of the three rules

March 26, 2026, 06:54 PM

tsmccull

Pay the project manager to add it to the next spacecraft that’s leaving the solar system on some mission. The paperclip will outlast Earth.

March 26, 2026, 06:58 PM

tatortodd

I'll put it next to where I put Jimmy Hoffa

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March 26, 2026, 07:07 PM

phxtoad

I’m just going to assemble an AR lower and use the paper clip in place of the detent pin for a just a second…