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 _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | ||
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DeadHead |
For the last time, the egg came first. Now quit asking! "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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YOU DID WHAT WITH THE DOG?! | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
We're going to the bird park. Can 0-0 come with us? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Guess who's coming to dinner. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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paradox in a box |
The rooster goes with the hen. They’re all chickens. These go to eleven. | |||
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| Banned for showing his ass |
"Ma and Pa" into the "Kettle". | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Yea, uhm, we might have bird brains but even we didn’t vote for him. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
Wanna hold my cock and pullet? "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Hen says Rooster always comes first, then Egg, she never does... | |||
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You want some of this, pecker face?? _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Get off my lawn. __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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Free range my ass! or Oh Noes, it's Omicron! | |||
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Texas Proud |
"Where's cousin turkey!" NRA Life Patron | |||
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Damnit !!! I told you to not and try crossing that road ....................drill sgt. | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
You the guy that took our egg? ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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delicately calloused |
I said Chichen Itza. Not Chicken eatza! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Lost |
"No, honest, I was planning we'd git hitched...some day". | |||
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Which one of you bastards said: "eat mor chikin"? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Mirror mirror on the wall. Are we really this ugly? --------------- Gary Will Fly for Food... and more Ammo Mosquito Lubrication Video If Guns Cause Crime, Mine Are Defective.... Ted Nugent | |||
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