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July 13, 2017, 10:29 AM
vinnybass
Truths You Learned On Sigforum
Hire a lawyer.


"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities."
July 13, 2017, 10:32 AM
ugeesta
If you are planning to walk through a stew field looking for meteors, always bring a signal mirror just in case you need to signal some oncoming F16s to intercept some bad guys nearby. (I believe that's the story; it's been a while)

Truths? Para knows a hell of a lot and tends to be a beacon of calm when times get crazy. Just study the Trump threads for examples.



We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
July 13, 2017, 10:33 AM
konata88
The extent of deceit that the Left and MSM are vomiting upon its global audiences.



"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
"A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
July 13, 2017, 10:39 AM
TheFrontRange
The "infamous" shoot-me-first vest is highly unlikely to live up to its Internet nickname; however, if wearing one, fellow shoppers at Wal-Mart may request assistance from you in finding items in the store and/or you may be asked "how's the fishing going?" when out and about. Smile


"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
July 13, 2017, 10:56 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
Do NOT ever piss off the Eagle.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident."


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
July 13, 2017, 11:25 AM
PKFan
Women should have curves and jiggle a bit -- Para
July 13, 2017, 11:42 AM
CD228
Bruce Grey and Flork are to be listened to.
Top Gun Supply should be your first stop for Sig Stuff.
July 13, 2017, 01:03 PM
tatortodd
Racking a shotgun is not terrifying enough for an intruder. It must be done nude and in sight of intruder so they can see the weiner flopping from racking the shotgun. It also must be accompanied by a speech and an empty Vaseline container.

I still haven't figured out hiw to carry the empty Vaseline container - chest rig, fanny pack, or mounted on shotgun?


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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July 13, 2017, 01:25 PM
220-9er
Grease and it's OK to own and even like Glocks.
The question is, should you ever grease a Glock?


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Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible.
July 13, 2017, 02:53 PM
smschulz
There are no negative waves in Arc's Utopian world.
July 13, 2017, 03:01 PM
bald1
Your wallet is not safe here. Smile

Too many great items touted and lauded.


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July 13, 2017, 03:09 PM
EasyFire
That I do not know everything and much of what I "know" is wrong. Frown


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July 13, 2017, 03:13 PM
Spokane228
You don't have to wash lettuce.
July 13, 2017, 04:00 PM
RobertFBurnett
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
Do NOT ever piss off the Eagle.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident."


...and that some people have a special knack for pissing off an eagle no matter the warning signs.
July 13, 2017, 04:21 PM
HayesGreener
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Racking a shotgun is not terrifying enough for an intruder. It must be done nude and in sight of intruder so they can see the weiner flopping from racking the shotgun. It also must be accompanied by a speech and an empty Vaseline container.

I still haven't figured out hiw to carry the empty Vaseline container - chest rig, fanny pack, or mounted on shotgun?

I must add this pearl to my defensive shotgun lesson plan. Is there a video?


CMSGT USAF (Retired)
Chief of Police (Retired)
July 13, 2017, 04:29 PM
rburg
quote:
Originally posted by HayesGreener:
Is there a video?


Gawd I hope not.


Unhappy ammo seeker
July 13, 2017, 04:36 PM
architect
#1 Always protect your meals.
#2 You can get anything done if you dedicate an hour a day to it.
#3 Grease works better than oil on Sig rails.
#4 Steaks are properly measured with quarters if you don't have a SF coin handy.

All of these are related somehow.
July 13, 2017, 05:13 PM
Aquilon
Shaving cream is a racket, and totally unnecessary.
July 13, 2017, 05:16 PM
IndyRob
Chack Chack scares the bad guys... Or it's the nekkid guy holding the shotgun, I can't quite remember. Razz
July 13, 2017, 05:23 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by HayesGreener:
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Racking a shotgun is not terrifying enough for an intruder. It must be done nude and in sight of intruder so they can see the weiner flopping from racking the shotgun. It also must be accompanied by a speech and an empty Vaseline container.

I still haven't figured out hiw to carry the empty Vaseline container - chest rig, fanny pack, or mounted on shotgun?

I must add this pearl to my defensive shotgun lesson plan. Is there a video?
Of course there is a video. Link


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.