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One sure sign that you really, really, really need to get laid

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April 04, 2017, 01:41 PM
parabellum
One sure sign that you really, really, really need to get laid
If you act this way when you see a PDA, you probably are very angry about what physicians call "Lack of Nookie".

http://www.foxnews.com/food-dr...ptured-on-video.html


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April 04, 2017, 01:47 PM
cslinger
What happened to the days of minding your own damn business? I mean live and let live ffs.

I swear these people are coming out of the woodwork. Sigh.


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April 04, 2017, 01:52 PM
stoic-one
https://youtu.be/kXz9Fe-GjGQ

Wow


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April 04, 2017, 01:53 PM
SIGnified
Well, it's LA, LA land ...




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April 04, 2017, 01:53 PM
TXJIM
He was making fruit salad....


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April 04, 2017, 01:55 PM
myrottiety
That lady is a total f'ing wack job. I'm guessing mommy and daddy didn't hug her, or spank her enough.

She'll live a long, sad, and miserable existence.



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April 04, 2017, 01:58 PM
arfmel
That chick has achieved a state of high dudgeon. What the hell did she expect? Mainland "Poke" sounds like a fine place to love somebody up, to me.

Crazy bitch.
April 04, 2017, 01:59 PM
HRK
huh I"m getting a video of a snowflake with a michael jackson glove smashing apple devices in the apple store while nobody does anything to the guy.... Says it's the listed article but different video...
April 04, 2017, 02:01 PM
stoic-one
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
huh I"m getting a video of a snowflake with a michael jackson glove smashing apple devices in the apple store while nobody does anything to the guy.... Says it's the listed article but different video...
Check my link above for the actual video.


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April 04, 2017, 02:02 PM
parabellum
Doc needs to write her a 'script:

Purple Meat Hammer PRN

69 Refills
April 04, 2017, 02:06 PM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Doc needs to write her a 'script:

Purple Meat Hammer PRN

69 Refills
Big Grin HAHAHA! Stop, I'm crying over here! Big Grin
April 04, 2017, 02:07 PM
SIGnified
If it's purple, you need to see someone ... it's been longer than 4 hours!




"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
April 04, 2017, 02:14 PM
FishOn
That gal is gonna be an Old Maid for sure. Holy smoke, imagine even being in the same room with her?
April 04, 2017, 02:18 PM
Jim Shugart
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Doc needs to write her a 'script:

Purple Meat Hammer PRN

69 Refills
Well, I ain't a gonna fill that one. Eek Go down the street to the CVS, sweetie, and ask for John. He'll fuck anything with a pulse.


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 04, 2017, 02:21 PM
Veeper
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Doc needs to write her a 'script:

Purple Meat Hammer PRN

69 Refills
Big Grin HAHAHA! Stop, I'm crying over here! Big Grin


Laughing harder than when Para was giving us tactical and strategic updates from around his house? Was that election night? That was so amazing and hilarious.



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April 04, 2017, 02:25 PM
TXJIM
Wait, that wasn't a dude Eek


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April 04, 2017, 02:55 PM
beltfed21
Sounds like she was jealous of the "prostitute"! Big Grin


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April 04, 2017, 02:58 PM
JWF



Just another day in paradise.

April 04, 2017, 03:06 PM
6guns
^^^^ Okay!



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April 04, 2017, 03:08 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
huh I"m getting a video of a snowflake with a michael jackson glove smashing apple devices in the apple store while nobody does anything to the guy.... Says it's the listed article but different video...

I'm seeing the same video.


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