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Dead Thieves- three down, one to go
May 16, 2017, 11:55 AM
TigerDoreDead Thieves- three down, one to go
Okay, my mistake, parabellum. It was political.
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Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by TigerDore:
The driver didn't heroically save the others by dragging them out of the car? He may be able to run for Senator in Massachusetts, assuming, you know, he's a Democrat...
OK, Class, can you tell TigerDore what's wrong with his post?
May 16, 2017, 11:58 AM
rburgAs always, I'm a little confused by this stuff. I'm guessing the knocked up bitches (maybe a rude term, but also maybe correct) were sitting around on their fat asses making gutteral or rude sounds and kind of liked the way it came out. No, I don't know which end or if all syllables even came from the same end of the same baby bearer. It doesn't matter. What it ended as was a nonsensical name that assured the unpleasant life of the poor innocent baby. The kid never had a chance at life. Mommy was an idiot, the sperm donor may not even have been identified or remembered on the birth documents. I'd even bet the county or city paid the expenses of that hospital stay. Just as they'll no doubt be paying the burial expenses.
Unhappy ammo seeker
May 16, 2017, 01:16 PM
FenrisShit don't float.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. May 16, 2017, 01:20 PM
ZSMICHAELWas he a community member??
May 16, 2017, 01:26 PM
rsboloRetention pond. Yep.
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May 16, 2017, 01:43 PM
synthplayerquote:
Originally posted by rburg:
As always, I'm a little confused by this stuff. I'm guessing the knocked up bitches (maybe a rude term, but also maybe correct) were sitting around on their fat asses making gutteral or rude sounds and kind of liked the way it came out. No, I don't know which end or if all syllables even came from the same end of the same baby bearer. It doesn't matter. What it ended as was a nonsensical name that assured the unpleasant life of the poor innocent baby. The kid never had a chance at life. Mommy was an idiot, the sperm donor may not even have been identified or remembered on the birth documents. I'd even bet the county or city paid the expenses of that hospital stay. Just as they'll no doubt be paying the burial expenses.
Where I worked in the early 1990s, a Black woman left for 6 weeks on maternity leave. When she returned, I asked what she named her child. The "name" was predictable. But, at that time, I honestly believed the weird names some Black people were naming their kids were names from some native language from the African continent, so I asked her what the name meant. She was confused. She asked, "What you mean what it mean?"
So, I told her I thought the name was probably from an African dialect. She responded, "Oh no - we was just throwin' out syllables."
Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. May 16, 2017, 01:44 PM
Sailor1911quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
Shit don't float.
Yep, winner.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 May 16, 2017, 01:58 PM
P220 SmudgeMust've been L'emonjello's cousin.
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May 16, 2017, 03:28 PM
AmurrBut....but....he was just about to turn his life around. Too late....shucks
May 16, 2017, 08:53 PM
mikeyspizzaHope no Bass were injured.
May 16, 2017, 09:34 PM
12131I'm so sad................for the store.
Q
May 16, 2017, 09:43 PM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
Hope no Bass were injured.
I'm more worried about the algae than the deceased, hope that doesn't make me a bad person.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis May 17, 2017, 12:48 AM
Gutpile CharlieThe clown that was upset that lives were lost needs to be kicked in the teeth. God help us.
"If you think everything's going to be alright, you don't understand the problem!"- Gutpile Charlie
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May 17, 2017, 02:17 AM
JagerReminds me of three teenage female car thieves in Florida that drove the stolen vehicle into the pond while trying to evade police and found themselves trapped in the submerged vehicle.
I picture the police, having exited their patrol vehicles, standing at the bank of the possibly alligator infested body of water.
Officer: "Sarge, what should we do? I can hear them screaming."
Sergeant: "Give it a minute."
May 17, 2017, 08:42 AM
ArtieS^^^^ I know you are making a dark joke, but in defense of our cops, there isn't an officer on this board who wouldn't be in the water trying to get them out.
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Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
May 18, 2017, 07:27 PM
JagerThose officers did go in the water.
I'm just tired of these life non-participants jerking the rest of us around.