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Good morning friends and family, I stopped at Kwik Trip to get some iced tea and as I pulled in, I noticed these two cops looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I'm thinking "wow, what an idiot! She's going to blow us all up!" So I quickly go in to get my stuff and as I was checking out ...I hear someone screaming "look outside." The woman's arm was on fire!!! She's running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. Being the self proclaimed CSI agent that I am I went out there as the cops were holding her on the ground and putting the fire out with an extinguisher. After all the craziness, I started walking to my car and I saw that the cops were putting her in handcuffs. Some dude at the pump next to them was like, "Oh hell no!" I despise drama but this guy seemed like a weirdo so I wanted to see if he was going to get himself arrested too! So this guy asked the cops what they were arresting her for, as if, catching her arm on fire wasn't punishment enough? I kid you not, the cop looked him dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".. | ||
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you had me... dang I feel so used... ----------------------------------- USAF/ANG Retired | |||
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I'm a sucker. You got me to read the whole opening post. John "Building a wall will violate the rights of millions of illegals." [Nancy Pelosi] | |||
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