Sitting close to the TV will ruin your eyes and irradiate you. A few more feet back, and you'll be fine.
May 21, 2019, 11:15 AM
12131
Facts that have been discredited or are no longer recommended: - Prolonged bedrest for back injuries helps you recover faster. - Oxygen for all cardiac chest pain. - Beta blockers are bad for all heart failure. - Bronchodilator treatment with a nebulizer has a better therapeutic effect than treatment with an inhaler of same med. - A shot of Toradol has a better therapeutic effect than treatment with oral NSAID. Myths: - Go out in the cold and rain, and you'll catch pneumonia. - The flu shot will give you the flu. Myths/facts/myths/facts/myths.... Coffee is bad for you.
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May 21, 2019, 03:40 PM
kkina
If you swallow poison, you should try to vomit it out (when was the last time you saw Ipecac syrup in someone's medicine cabinet?).
A grade-school teacher for some reason told the class one way to find out if you had worms was to put masking tape over your taint when you went to bed. If you had worms, they would venture out at night, and stick to the tape. Maybe she figured they'd be tapeworms?
May 21, 2019, 03:48 PM
12131
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Originally posted by rusbro: A grade-school teacher for some reason told the class one way to find out if you had worms was to put masking tape over your taint when you went to bed. If you had worms, they would venture out at night, and stick to the tape. Maybe she figured they'd be tapeworms?
That's actually true. Pinworms.
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May 21, 2019, 04:11 PM
rusbro
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Originally posted by 12131:
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Originally posted by rusbro: A grade-school teacher for some reason told the class one way to find out if you had worms was to put masking tape over your taint when you went to bed. If you had worms, they would venture out at night, and stick to the tape. Maybe she figured they'd be tapeworms?
That's actually true. Pinworms.
Interesting. So what do you catch if you put a pin in your anus at night?
May 21, 2019, 04:27 PM
Pipe Smoker
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Originally posted by sigfreund: <snip> On the other hand, Food allergies (other than strawberries) were virtually unknown. <snip>
When I was a kid, my family, and ALL of our neighbors, grew strawberries. But this is the first I’ve heard of strawberry allergies.
Serious about crackers.
May 21, 2019, 05:01 PM
berto
She can't get pregnant the first time.
May 21, 2019, 05:07 PM
PD
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Originally posted by rusbro: Sitting close to the TV will ruin your eyes and irradiate you. A few more feet back, and you'll be fine.
I remember that. Had no idea my grandmother was invoking the inverse square law
May 21, 2019, 05:09 PM
flashguy
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Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
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Originally posted by sigfreund: <snip> On the other hand, Food allergies (other than strawberries) were virtually unknown. <snip>
When I was a kid, my family, and ALL of our neighbors, grew strawberries. But this is the first I’ve heard of strawberry allergies.
Allergies to peanuts and strawberries are probably the most common. I love strawberries and have always said that if I had to have an allergy, I was glad it was to Bermuda grass and not strawberries. . . .
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
May 21, 2019, 05:13 PM
comet24
So swimming after eating.
If you swallow gum it will be in your stomach forever.
My first first-aid class taught tourniquet although mostly improvised ones. To only be used after pressure and then pressure points failed. Then we stopped teaching it and now it's back again.
Sucking the venom out of snake bites.This message has been edited. Last edited by: comet24,
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Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac
May 21, 2019, 05:13 PM
Kevmo
Dont drink water while /working out or you will cramp up....so said my old football coach during 2 a days
May 21, 2019, 06:01 PM
vthoky
* If you eat watermelon seeds, a new watermelon will grow in your belly. * An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
God bless America.
May 21, 2019, 07:45 PM
mark123
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Originally posted by comet24: ... If you swallow gun it will be in your stomach forever. ...
Well, then the gubmint can't confiscate it.
May 21, 2019, 07:49 PM
Sig2340
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Originally posted by rusbro:
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Originally posted by 12131:
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Originally posted by rusbro: A grade-school teacher for some reason told the class one way to find out if you had worms was to put masking tape over your taint when you went to bed. If you had worms, they would venture out at night, and stick to the tape. Maybe she figured they'd be tapeworms?
That's actually true. Pinworms.
Interesting. So what do you catch if you put a pin in your anus at night?
A really interesting medical history to explain to the proctologist.
But I learned it at SIGforum....
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 21, 2019, 07:50 PM
Gustofer
My dad: "Is it bleeding?"
Me: "No"
My dad: "You'll live."
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May 21, 2019, 07:52 PM
TMats
Handle a frog and get warts
Put nail polish on an embedded tick
If it didn’t hurt it wouldn’t heal the wound—speaking of merthiolate and mercurochrome.
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