Not sure what just happened. Some 20ish year old kid locked himself in a SUV next to me while I was eating lunch. Started freaking out when cops showed up, not sure why they were called. He was dragged out, then fought with them, eventually getting tazed than ran off into a world market, the lady at the door tried to stop him, they finally got him in the store.

Mom shows up cops tell her he was masterbating inside of the store and will be under arrest. She says he don't no, no better and he usually stays in the car while she shops.

That was a little crazy, my own private viewing of cops live 15 feet away from me.

Paramedics and FD just showed up to check the perp out.

Strange.

Well, at least there were no Ficus Trees nearby!

Got taken by the amberlamps. Amazing, they always 'can't breathe' I wonder how you were able to fight the cops and run across the parking lot with tazer leads sticking out of you if you can't breathe? How also is it that you can yell at the top of your lungs when you can't breathe?

What, no video of the circus (minus the jerk off jerking off)?

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
Mom shows up cops tell her he was masterbating inside of the store and will be under arrest. She says he don't no, no better ...

Then don't be takin' him out in public.

One of these days he'll pull that stunt in front of the wrong (?) guy's wife, girlfriend or daughter and get clocked into next week.

perhaps he has some mental issues, not enough to warrant putting him in a facility and that times things go wrong, just because he was doing this doesn't mean he was in moms car smoking meth or whatever shit makes people go nuts nowadays.

Not difficult to imagine he was either high on meth or mentally ill.

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
Mom shows up cops tell her he was masterbating inside of the store and will be under arrest. She says he don't no, no better and he usually stays in the car while she shops....

I guess he was REALLY excited to get inside the store then. It must be pretty awesome.

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Originally posted by HRK:
perhaps he has some mental issues, not enough to warrant putting him in a facility and that times things go wrong, just because he was doing this doesn't mean he was in moms car smoking meth or whatever shit makes people go nuts nowadays.

Not difficult to imagine he was either high on meth or mentally ill.

I'm guessing he may have been mentally ill. The mother didn't look super shocked by the whole situation and the line about normally staying in the car while she shops hints at that too.

Either way interesting live theater for me to eat my burger to.

Ended up at +/- 12 cop cars, fire truck, and the ambulance.

every time they bring back those dumb ass McRibs, you read about stuff like this.

someone probably told him about them

Did EMS use a rape kit to test his hand- or was it presumed consensual?

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Originally posted by Skins2881:




Either way interesting live theater for me to eat my burger to.

OH? Did you get the Special Sauce?

Seems reasonable.

Nobody yelled "pineapple juice"? I heard that was the safe word.

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Originally posted by a1abdj:
Nobody yelled "pineapple juice"? I heard that was the safe word.

I thought it was sea cucumber?

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Originally posted by Skins2881:


Mom shows up cops tell her he was masterbating inside of the store and will be under arrest. She says he don't no, no better and he usually stays in the car while she shops.

Classic.

free freak show

titalating

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Originally posted by bendable:
every time they bring back those dumb ass McRibs, you read about stuff like this.

someone probably told him about them

Bwwaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Oh yes, this story reminds me of my old job. The good ol'days at the nut House.

ARman

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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
Then don't be takin' him out in public.

Harvey has a son, don't touch the plants in the elevators this kid has been in.

Someone called the cops as they saw the guy obviously masturbating to a guy eating a sandwich next car over.