Two saying I've heard over the years that I have learned out are totally true.

1. If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. (favorite corporate America saying I heard years ago from the CEO of a company)

2. Something is only worth what you can get for it. (my dad's favorite saying when I would say something was worth "X")

I'd love to hear some of yours.

Don't get your meat, where you get your potatoes. (Workplace dating)

The hotter they are, the crazier.

No matter how good looking a girl is, there’s always someone, somewhere who is tired of her shit.

You can’t beat a man at his trade

The bigger you are, the harder you fall...

Spread Out! One grenade will get you all!

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

I find that in contemplating the natural world my pleasure is greater if there are not too many others contemplating it with me, at the same time.
- Edward Abbey

nothing is ever as good as it at first may seem
nor is anything ever as bad as it at first may seem

tell the truth and then you don't have to remember what you've said

My dad told me "All women are crazy. You just have to find the kind of crazy you can live with."

This isn't sexism as women generally will admit this is truth. They tend to know their brand of craziness.

Everything is relative.

A man is not a man until he kisses the lips that do not speak...

I've always thought the old saying "no good deed goes unpunished" was one of the truest I've ever heard.

And, as my dad would say (but it wasn't his) "a farting horse will never tire, a farting man's the one to hire."

Women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally.
Men are only loved as long as they can provide something.

Life is harder when you’re stupid.

Too soon old, too late smart.
Youth is wasted on the young.

If you have to ask, it's probably not legal.

Pick the litter, not the dog.

Lock your dog & wife in the trunk of a car for 30 minutes & see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

Nothing good happens after midnight.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
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If you think a dog is a dumb animal just look at who he has working for him.

'Never shit on your own doorstep'

'If you want to see how your wife will be, look at her mother'

'95% of the people generate 5% of the calls, 5% of the people generate 95% of the work'



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