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Trayvon Martin is now a college graduate
May 04, 2017, 07:19 PM
oddballTrayvon Martin is now a college graduate
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Originally posted by Ripley:
Wasn't he Obama's son? Maybe Barry pulled some strings.
Yep, Trayvon's daddy Barry received a Nobel Prize in 2009, so why can't his son get a degree in Aeronautic Science, stone dead and not having graduated from high school 'cause he is dead?
Like father, like son, following a great family tradition.
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May 04, 2017, 07:22 PM
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May 04, 2017, 07:27 PM
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May 04, 2017, 07:55 PM
DresdenI just want to vomit.
Okie Doke...while one is it??
Bachelor of Science in Aeronautical Science (Concentration in Flight Education)
Bachelor of Science in Aeronautical Science (Concentration in Air Traffic Control)
Bachelor of Science in Aviation Management (AABI accredited)
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May 04, 2017, 09:20 PM
Sig2340I am going to give Trayvon a posthumous job, claim the minority hiring credit, then fire him for sleeping on the job.
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May 04, 2017, 09:36 PM
2012BOSS302Did he even graduate from high school?
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synthplayerChild: "How do I go about obtaining a college degree?"
Adult: "There are many ways. The traditional way when I was young was to study very hard and try to earn a scholarship because of extremely good grades. You could also get a scholarship by being an excellent athlete. But today, there's the Trayvon Martin method which requires almost no effort whatsoever."
Child: "What's the 'Trayvon Martin method?'"
Adult: "That's where you try to beat someone to death and get killed in the process. Then they just grant you a degree."
Child: "But, if you're dead, what good does the degree do you then?"
Adult: "It makes Social Justice Warriors feel good, and your name goes down in history as being someone who was something you're not."
Child: "I'm confused."
Adult: "Not as much as Social Justice Warriors are."
Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. May 04, 2017, 09:45 PM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by Expat:
Glad to hear he finally turned his life around...
Amazing, what purpose does the posthumous award of a BSc or whatever they gave him serve.
If they were serious about honoring him, they'd rename the training building after him.
Good point, we always hear these stories of little gangstas trying to turn their life around. This is the first full on certified time it has ever happened.
Only thing I am curious about is, how does he become a posthumous rapper?
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis May 04, 2017, 09:48 PM
RedhookbklynI think it is an insult to all those who have, or will, earned that degree.
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May 04, 2017, 10:06 PM
TommydoggScrait out da WTF files!
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May 04, 2017, 10:16 PM
patwJust when I thought I heard everything.
May 05, 2017, 05:03 PM
zoom6zoomHarry Chapin Flight School.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. May 05, 2017, 06:30 PM
ParagonWhat's that? A degree in Chemistry, you say?
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nhtagmemberit lets you know what the university thinks of students that are actually alive and do the actual course work
get a free degree by dying
hows that for a hiring slogan
the only way this shit will stop is if people just don't hire any graduates from this school for a few years and let the school know why their current crop of graduates are unacceptable
how do you actually rate the achievement of anyone who graduates?
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May 05, 2017, 06:52 PM
sigspecopsWhat college is Michael Brown graduating from?
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May 05, 2017, 07:00 PM
TommydoggWe need to start a petition to award Zimmerman a couple of PhDs
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May 05, 2017, 07:10 PM
mjlennonI was curious exactly "what steps" it is he took "in his young life toward becoming a pilot." According to CNN, he had taken some high school aviation courses and a couple of flying lessons. If you think about it, that's more than Obama did for his Noble Peace Prize.
However, I do have two kids in college now. This sort of shit diminishes the value of the college education.
Here's another gem from that article: "Florida Memorial
wanted to award the degree to Martin
now because,
if he had lived
and attended the college, he
would have been graduating this year, said school President Roslyn Clark Artis."
May 05, 2017, 07:34 PM
justjoeHis life is going very well now that he's dead.
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May 05, 2017, 07:41 PM
FrankMosesI guess this is the BLM equivalent of 72 virgins.